Adventure 06 | Voice

[italktofish]

Hello, everyone! I've got a bit of, er, well, a situation, and I'd like a little advice.

Does anyone know of a place that might be able to do bathroom renovations for cheap? My tub's a bit on the small side for a guy of my size, and, well, if I'm going to be sleeping in there from now on, then I need something a bit more comfortable!

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[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

I mean, I guess it's better than what I've got so far?

I guess? I mean, I won't die without water, soooo.

[voice]

[italktofish]

So what HAVE you got so far?

[Really, he wants to know, this is all REALLY COOL.]

You sure you wouldn't die without water? Not even if someone dumped you in the middle of the desert for a few hours?

[Face it, everyone needs water.]

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

I uh. Remembered some weird restaurant? That's about it.

Look, don't be a smartass, you know what I mean.

[voice]

[italktofish]

Hey, maybe you were a weird chef!

I do, but it's not often I get to catch someone on a technicality!

Re: [voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Buddy, I like to think that I'm not the weird one here.

You must be so proud of yourself.

[voice]

[italktofish]

Hey, we're all a little weird! Nothing to be ashamed of!

Well, maybe I am proud, just a LITTLE.

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Embracing insanity, huh?

Uh. Congratulations, I guess.

[voice]

[italktofish]

It's not insanity--just ADVENTURE!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

...I kind of think I like you, but at the same time I don't know how to FEEL about this.

[voice]

[italktofish]

Well, you shouldn't feel WORRIED!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Why. Why shouldn't I feel worried? That's the biggest thing I've felt SO FAR.

[voice]

[italktofish]

Well, we've got each other taken care of! This numbers group of us does! And why worry over something you can't control? You've just got to go with the flow!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

I worry about things. I can't help it. I'm a worrier.

[voice]

[italktofish]

You shouldn't be! Worrying that much isn't HEALTHY!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Neither is smoking, but that's not gonna stop me.

[voice] you have no idea how badly I want to link to a superfriends anti smoking psa or something

[italktofish]

But smoking's such a waste of money! It's like you're burning it all up for LUNG CANCER!

[voice] BRING IT ON

[synonymouswithdookie]

Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before, pal. I miss my money, but I also like nicotine. Alas.

[voice] SADLY I can only find one with Superman and not Aquaman

[italktofish]

But you could get some of those patch things! I'm pretty sure THOSE don't come with the lung cancer!

[voice] ALAS

[synonymouswithdookie]

See, but I like the smoke part too. I can blow it into the faces of my enemies. It's chemical warfare.

[voice] Youtube has failed us

[italktofish]

You do have a point there...but still! If you're that close, wouldn't it be better to punch them?

[voice] it's ok it was a good effort

[synonymouswithdookie]

I only reserve that for people I really don't like. If they're just annoying, they get smoke.

[voice]

[italktofish]

But mere annoyance warrants LUNG CANCER?

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

If they don't want lung cancer, they won't annoy me.

[voice]

[italktofish]

DIABOLICAL! Do you get annoyed very often?

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Constantly. I'm annoyed right now, in fact.