Adventure 06 | Voice

[italktofish]

Hello, everyone! I've got a bit of, er, well, a situation, and I'd like a little advice.

Does anyone know of a place that might be able to do bathroom renovations for cheap? My tub's a bit on the small side for a guy of my size, and, well, if I'm going to be sleeping in there from now on, then I need something a bit more comfortable!

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[voice]

[italktofish]

You shouldn't be! Worrying that much isn't HEALTHY!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Neither is smoking, but that's not gonna stop me.

[voice] you have no idea how badly I want to link to a superfriends anti smoking psa or something

[italktofish]

But smoking's such a waste of money! It's like you're burning it all up for LUNG CANCER!

[voice] BRING IT ON

[synonymouswithdookie]

Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before, pal. I miss my money, but I also like nicotine. Alas.

[voice] SADLY I can only find one with Superman and not Aquaman

[italktofish]

But you could get some of those patch things! I'm pretty sure THOSE don't come with the lung cancer!

[voice] ALAS

[synonymouswithdookie]

See, but I like the smoke part too. I can blow it into the faces of my enemies. It's chemical warfare.

[voice] Youtube has failed us

[italktofish]

You do have a point there...but still! If you're that close, wouldn't it be better to punch them?

[voice] it's ok it was a good effort

[synonymouswithdookie]

I only reserve that for people I really don't like. If they're just annoying, they get smoke.

[voice]

[italktofish]

But mere annoyance warrants LUNG CANCER?

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

If they don't want lung cancer, they won't annoy me.

[voice]

[italktofish]

DIABOLICAL! Do you get annoyed very often?

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Constantly. I'm annoyed right now, in fact.

[voice]

[italktofish]

GADZOOKS, man, you're not thinking of giving ME lung cancer now, ARE YOU?

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

[ray actually pauses to think about this]

Nah. You're annoying, but you're the entertaining kind of annoying.

[voice]

[italktofish]

OUTRAGEOUS! I'll take it! I used to have a job as an entertainer, you know!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

GREAT SCOTT. [yes TOTALLY poking fun at your wacky speech.] Entertainer, huh?


Sooooo... Stripper?

[voice]

[italktofish]

STRIPPER?! GOOD GRIEF, MAN, NO!

I WAS A SINGER ABOARD A CRUISE SHIP, DID A LITTLE STAGE MAGIC!

[Yeah, he got startled into just yelling everything there.]

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

[Ray hadn't really expected the dude to start screaming at him. It was kind of hilarious, so NATURALLY, ray started laughing. One of those painful sounding laughs where you start coughing at the end. SMOKER LAUGH.]

You sure about that? You sound a little defensive, there!

[voice]

[italktofish]

Of course I'm sure about it! If I went around showing off this behind to just anyone, there's no TELLING the end of trouble I'd cause!

[He's recovering quickly from that initial "WAIT NO," at least.]

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Aw, is it an unattractive behind? I'm sorry your butt's ugly.

[voice]

[italktofish]

It's an OUTRAGEOUS butt, I'll have you know! You can't just go flashing a butt like this around and expect people to control themselves!

[voice]

[synonymouswithdookie]

Oh yeah? I'll be the judge of that. Lets see the butt.

[Video]

[italktofish]

Right here!

[And that right there is a shot of Arthur's butt in jeans--thank goodness--and it is the butt of a guy who needs to lose a little bit of weight.]

[Video]

[synonymouswithdookie]

[ray makes a thoughtful little HMMMMMMMM noise]

Well, I wouldn't call it outrageous, but it sure is an ass.

[Video]

[italktofish]

When I was in my prime, it was the most outrageous ass there was!

It's STILL not bad!