five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[enrages]

im pretty sure this is immortality, neckbeard.
i'd offer to let you stab me to prove it, but i'm pretty sure that team dad guy would show up and flip his shit.
he does that a lot.
just assume you stabbed me and i survived.
because that's what would happen.

[mood2wiingiing]

lmao who iis team dad guy that sounds hilarious. like seriously.
maybe you should ju2t stab yourself two prove it.

also iim still not a neckbeard but thanks for trying. gold star for effort.

[enrages]

talk about doing something really really awful, and team dad will show you.
legit, just try it.
like hold on, i'll just summon him--- HEY I'M GOING TO STAB MYSELF TO PROVE I'M IMMORTAL.
now we wait... [ baradad where are u ]



also im not going to believe you're not a neckbeard until you prove it.

[mood2wiingiing]

haha ok iill humor you. lets wait.

also just ask ariia. 2he would back me up.

[enrages]

you might have tricked her.
i wouldn't be surprised.
neckbeards are good at trickery.

[mood2wiingiing]

uh no dude liike i mean 2he actually met me.
liike iirl.
i thiink 2he would know if i was a neckbeard.

[enrages]

neckbeards are really
really good
at trickery.

[mood2wiingiing]

good enough they can di2guise themselves as 14 year olds?

[enrages]

they can trick poor 14 year olds into doing their bidding.

[mood2wiingiing]

oh sweet so now im some kind of creepy old man who2 also a master maniipulator?

voice;

[schild]

[ YOU RANG. ]

You need to stop joking about that, you're going to actually hurt yourself.

voice;

[enrages]

I was just proving a point.

voice;

[schild]

I know. [ He shrugs. But you can't hear it. ] I think it's safer to just go with the assumption that you're not immortal, for everyone's sake.

voice;

[enrages]

What's the point of being immortal and no one knowing it, though? Seriously.

voice;

[schild]

The point is you'll survive if you're in a life-or-death situation, which is great! But if you're wrong, you also end up dead.

So maybe try to avoid the more than slim chance of death, y'know?

voice;

[enrages]

But if I've actually confirmed immortality, then I can do shit with it.

voice;

[schild]

If that happens--Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

[ Example A: ]

After the mine, I found out I can heal broken bones and who knows what else, but I don't around smashing my first into things to make sure.

[eras]

even if mr. brown didn't show up i hope you realize that i would text him
and also travis and kanti
this is a no stabbing zone okay

[enrages]

i only accept non-stabbing advice from team dad.

[eras]

so you're saying you want me to text all three of them right now?
i have their numbers i'm not actually bluffing here

[enrages]

you wouldn't.

[eras]

my texting speed is good and i have them plugged into a custom text group called "karson is being ridic"

i think it's safe to say i would

[enrages]

don't text them oh god don't do it please.

[eras]

then you agree that there will be no immortality testing, correct?

[enrages]

yeah, yeah, fine okay, sure.
no immortality testing fiiiiiiiiiiine.
get off my dick, jeez.