savetheearth | five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^

as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?

EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

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yeah well. ii wanted you two know that the 2 wasnt part of iit is all.
and it should count! iit2 true. either that or like.
something two do with trying to per2uade everyone two go enjoy the outdoors.

tbh at this point i read that as pushy without thinking about it
i think i'm immune to confusion from typiing liike thii2 although gdi i still can't do that without pausing
and it does not count!

also everyone SHOULD go enjoy the outdoors
especially you guys

its not two hard you just have two get an echo and then you just do iit. lol.
and it doe2 two count.

yeah maybe but its liike your super power or something.
tryiing two make gamers join the real world.

Edited 2013-09-08 23:53 (UTC)

does not does not does not!

i am not sure that counts as a legit superpower

does two!

yes it does 2hut up.

does not!
i still win until and unless you come up with a legit nickname!

i refuse

doe2 it have two be as 'creatiive' as yours?

well you should do it anyway.

it has to be a nickname
idk about the levels of creativity
but wow sarcastic ''s really?

nope

yes sarcastiic ''2 are the best so yes they have two be there.
and ok ii will just call you
iidk
iindy
there bam niickname for you. i rock lol.

hm
i still win

what, why??

because i'm awesome

hm

karson are you still around???
karson can decide who wins

well he hates me so that means youre going two win lol

i don't even know what this is about, but aria is the champion of the world.
slam bam thank u ma'am.
i am the greatest arbiter who has ever lived.

:D thank you karson!!
your arbitration is most appreciated

that doesnt even count!
he only said you win on principle.

yes
which is still a win :p :p :p

no it2 not.

yes it is!

he didnt even look so it doesnt count.

i just looked.
she still wins.

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you arent even close.

weep your lil tears, pissbaby neckbeard.
maybe you can sell them for some fancy items on WoW.

do you actually thiink youre being funny, is that really a thing thats happening here?