savetheearth | five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^

as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?

EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

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maybe like once?

just try to think of the slimiest creep who probably cried when chris hansen said "take a seat."
the one who had condoms in his pocket, but tried to argue that he ALWAYS has them in his pocket.
that's what i'm picturing.

yeah that's not at all accurate
he doesn't look slimy or creepy

he acts it.
and that's what matters most.

oh he does not
he just trolls people a little
can you honestly say you didn't do that when you were fourteen

i didn't do that when i was fourteen.

:p

he can be pretty funny and interesting so i think you are missing out!

i'm just getting a lot of pissbaby from him.
that's about it.

to be fair i guess he stopped trolling me somewhere in our first conversation
so my experience is different from yours

it's good to know that between the two of us, we are getting all aspects of his personality.

well at least two of them
it probably has to do with how we approach conversations!

hey its not my fault that it2 funny two get you angry and worked up.

shut up, pissbaby. the nonneckbeards are talking.

what even iis a pissbaby, it 2ounds gross.

his insults are pretty creative, right? i think it makes things fun

iim just boggling like wtf iis that even supposed two mean.
like am i a baby that pisse2 or a baby made of piss?? a baby that like2 piss? ii need details here.

maybe he means you're being pissy??? idk
wait until he starts doing metaphors though
i am pretty sure he does the best metaphors

im pretty sure hes beiing WAY more pissy than me lol. no matter what i say he respond2 with text yelling and its p hiilarious.
iill just have two wait for him two start that then i cant waiit.

he cares about things a lot
i think that's pretty admirable in its own way
but yeah you absolutely do he's got a way with words :o

i thiink he might care about some thing2 two much. like way two much lmao.
having a way with words iis... one way two put it yeah.
i would more say hes kiind of an iidiot lol.

that would be putting it a bit rudely!
but since you are being mutually rude i guess it doesn't matter all that much
so

yeah the way ii see it i can be a2 rude as ii want two because hes asking for it so

are you suggesting either of you started out calmly polite :p

a2 poliite as ever yes. that is exactly what iim sugge2ting.

that's some qualifier

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