five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[mood2wiingiing]

i would go with thematic except what kind of theme is there with twos, seriously.
that isnt a theme its a number.

[eras]

idk
it's very thematically two
double i's two for to and too that i have seen you replace
ii two two two

what comes in twos

[mood2wiingiing]

iidk. lots of things come in twos so its not even a good question.

[eras]

wow rude!!!!!!

did you realize wikipedia has a page for the number 2?

zero too

[mood2wiingiing]

2orry it just was two broad. not really two bad though i guess as far as unanswerable questions go.

and im not really surprised, they have one for everything. literally.

[eras]

you are apparently named for an asteroid belt
i tried your name after orange soda, blank, fingernail

i can't think of anything really unlikely 0kay

[mood2wiingiing]

lol. just hit random instead and see some of the stupid things people made articles for its way easier.

[eras]

eulimastoma canaliculatum
that actually sounds really pretty
brb naming a fish that

[mood2wiingiing]

idk i think it sounds like some kind of cancer or something if you a2k me.

[eras]

eufr0nius?

[mood2wiingiing]

...thats like the shortest artiicle ever lmao.
but if you want two name a fish that then more power two you it doesnt sound two bad two me.

[eras]

well you try and see if you have better luck!!
i think i will tyvm!

[mood2wiingiing]

this ones my favorite so far lol. also thiis one.
all im getting from random is cities ive never heard of 2o i guess you have better luck there lol.

[eras]

welp
this game is random but yes
i do have better luck for longer articles
kinda

[mood2wiingiing]

see at least that one is vaguely interestiing.
its way better than things like thi2.

[eras]

i have a knack, what can i say
for example i read the entirety of this

[mood2wiingiing]

thats an oddly speciific article lmao.
but ok how about this one?

1/4

[eras]

[ clicking, expecting another oddly specific article. ]

2/2

[eras]

[ ......there's music on wikipedia? ]

[eras]

[ ...NO, SHE RECOGNIZES THIS MUSIC. ]

4/4

[eras]

s0meh0w
i didn't even expect that at all
jerk!!! :p

[ she's actually laughing. ]

Re: 4/4

[mood2wiingiing]

yeah im pretty much the be2t like that lol.
does that mean i win this time?

[eras]

i will mark us down as even on the scoreboard of life

[mood2wiingiing]

i think i can handle even for now.

[eras]

way to sound ominous

oh, you should like this
we are 2 to 2 :p