five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[mood2wiingiing]

a2 poliite as ever yes. that is exactly what iim sugge2ting.

[eras]

that's some qualifier

[mood2wiingiing]

well its the only way for it two be true lol

[eras]

you would make miss manners cry and give up her life's work

[mood2wiingiing]

i2 miss manners even stiill around. ii feel like if 2he is then shes probably already cryiing from how terrible kid2 are or some other old person thiing two worry about.

[eras]

yes, yes she is
and she's pretty radical okay

[mood2wiingiing]

lmao wow. im 2hocked i was sure she was dead lol.

[eras]

remember, sassy: google is always and forever your friend
(i nearly typed your name there)
(not the sollux one the other one)
(argh blargh)

[mood2wiingiing]

i know about google 2tfu. ii just didnt bother for that.

and if you do its no big. ii probably will tell people ju2t so they stop coming up with theiir own stupid things two call me its getting ridiculou2.

[eras]

coulda fooled me
and you stfu

i like your name anyway it's nice! :)
also what stupid things have people come up with

[mood2wiingiing]

hey iive even obnoxiiously linked people two lmgtfy on here lol. ii totally know ok.
and no ii told you first so that is the first stfu so its the one that matter2 here.

well
your 'ideas' for one lol. also notsollux and neckbeard, creep, and variiations thereof.

[eras]

nope
my stfu > your stfu
because i say so

wow stop dissing my ideas!
YOUR ideas are stupid

also i'm not surprised

[mood2wiingiing]

haha no iim pretty sure it doe2nt work liike that because ii said so.

my ideas are great ok.
and what isnt surpri2iing about it.
those are terrible ideas.

[eras]

does so! because reasons

false
or at least mine are better so there

i'm not sure what point i had here
but let's pretend i made it

[mood2wiingiing]

...lol.
ye2 ok ii see your poiint completely good job making it.
is this point were pretending you made very persua2ive?

[eras]

yes
it was the most persuasive
you're just so incredibly persuaded right now

[mood2wiingiing]

wow ii really am im impressed.
you are a master persuader.

[eras]

ikr? :)