004 >> july 26 - evening - text

[hollowleg]

[[ Context for this post! Be aware that it contains violence, body horror, and a bit of gore. ]]

so we have baristas and students and a vet and doctors and all kinds of people in the Secret Number Club. Do we have any dental students? i know you guys need to collect human teeth to mess with in school and i recently came into possession of an almost complete set. almost complete because i think i swallowed some. haha… no, positive. i counted.

i dont think im a vampire. i don't crave blood per se. but i DID eat a whole mutant animal before I realized what was happening. and then…

you know what i don't really want to talk about it.

i just want to get rid of these teeth but i wanted to ask if anyone needed them before i just put them in the garbage.

[then added a little later;]


shit.

i'm scared.

Comments

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[needsmorezippers]

[...holy shit]

Are you ok? [right after he types that he realizes that's a stupid question.] I don't know of someone who can use them. Do you need any help?

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[hollowleg]

Im a little lightheaded. lost a bunch of blood. but im ok.

[definitely not ok tho]

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[shiromadoushi]

Shit, man. First your stomach, now teeth?

At least you're turning into something badass awesome?

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[hollowleg]

I don't want this!! I don't

want

this

whatever it is

this is SCARY it's not badass at all!!

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[pitch_slap]

the only thing I could think of is the doctor

[Oh god how did he even what]

Maybe you just really need a hamburger?

[That is a terrible joke but she cannot unsend it]

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[hollowleg]

[that actually kind of made him laugh. a very dark laugh that only he hears]

man. i really could go for a big juicy hamburger

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[reapsthewind]

...

Shit, dude.

... how do you feel about whiskey? I can do whiskey.

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[hollowleg]

Whiskey thounds... arrghh... sss... SSSTHOUNDS. ugh.

TEXT NOW TALKING IS HARD whiskey sounds good

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[enrages]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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[hollowleg]

all my teeth fell out.

then they grew back.

except sharp

[recollection]

{A nearly... complete set. And he swallowed some.

Shit, that is scary. Plus the whole eating thing.]

I suppose asking if you're okay would be redundant. Aside from a dentist, would there be anything that you need?

[hollowleg]

[super scary you don't even have any idea holy piss]

not that i can think of. a time machine maybe? or a ticket out of town.

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[eras]

um i am not sure what i would do with human teeth other than put them under a pillow and hope the tooth fairy is a real thing?

jokes aside.
i assume you got new teeth and are okayish???
(it sounds like you could use someone to talk to.
about something not to do with teeth though as a distraction?
in which case idk have you read any good books lately?)

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[hollowleg]

hahah if the tooth fairy is real i'm fucking rich. hellmaybe it is.

i don't want to talk about them no. man ihaven't had any time to read lately. got any recommendations?

[ursoreckless]

maybe you should grind them up first. don't want anyone with witching powers get ahold of your teeth.

[hollowleg]

grinding... wait what? someone could do witchcraft on me using my TEETH?

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[ex_purity762]

[It takes him several moments to sort this out. Eating some creature, then teeth...what?

The things on this forum just seem to get more bizarre by the day]

Perhaps you should focus on something else, rather than the teeth. It sounds like what you went through was jarring, to say the least.

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[hollowleg]

im trying to but its hard to think about anything else.

[Handwritten]

[originaloddcouple]

[Oh god oh god oh god]

Maybe a-

Are you alright?

What do you need to help?

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[hollowleg]

haha. booze? drugs? a ticket out of town? a good hit to the head?

mostly im ready to wake up from this bugged out dream

Voice

[happybirthdaytoyou]

[Eugene's voice is less shouty than usual.] Do you need anything from me or Mort?

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[hollowleg]

cookies. i want some cookies. i dont want to make them i just want some cookies or something sweet i don't know

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[wirsinddiejager]

dude that is fucked up.

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[hollowleg]

you have no idea

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[drama8om8]

If you're growing new teeth and snacking on animals you are totally turning into a WOLF, dude! That is what wolves do. They eat animals (AND PEOPLE!) and have sharp teeth and shit! That is like their whole deal.

(Try howling at the moon and see if it feels right)

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[hollowleg]

a wolf? dammit I dont wanna be a wolf!!

im not doing that thats stupid

[15minuteslate]

shiro...

you at home?

[hollowleg]

yeah. i am. chris brought me whisky itz good i might be a little buzzed

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[fatherssins]

Something similar happened to me, I kept my old teeth. God knows why really, as if they could be put back in.

I'm not a vampire either.

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[hollowleg]

hnngh

did you lose all of them too?