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so we have baristas and students and a vet and doctors and all kinds of people in the Secret Number Club. Do we have any dental students? i know you guys need to collect human teeth to mess with in school and i recently came into possession of an almost complete set. almost complete because i think i swallowed some. haha… no, positive. i counted.

i dont think im a vampire. i don't crave blood per se. but i DID eat a whole mutant animal before I realized what was happening. and then…

you know what i don't really want to talk about it.

i just want to get rid of these teeth but i wanted to ask if anyone needed them before i just put them in the garbage.

[then added a little later;]

shit.

i'm scared.

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[...holy shit]

Are you ok? [right after he types that he realizes that's a stupid question.] I don't know of someone who can use them. Do you need any help?

Shit, man. First your stomach, now teeth?

At least you're turning into something badass awesome?

the only thing I could think of is the doctor

[Oh god how did he even what]

Maybe you just really need a hamburger?

[That is a terrible joke but she cannot unsend it]

...

Shit, dude.

... how do you feel about whiskey? I can do whiskey.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

{A nearly... complete set. And he swallowed some.

Shit, that is scary. Plus the whole eating thing.]

I suppose asking if you're okay would be redundant. Aside from a dentist, would there be anything that you need?

um i am not sure what i would do with human teeth other than put them under a pillow and hope the tooth fairy is a real thing?

jokes aside.
i assume you got new teeth and are okayish???
(it sounds like you could use someone to talk to.
about something not to do with teeth though as a distraction?
in which case idk have you read any good books lately?)

maybe you should grind them up first. don't want anyone with witching powers get ahold of your teeth.

[It takes him several moments to sort this out. Eating some creature, then teeth...what?

The things on this forum just seem to get more bizarre by the day]

Perhaps you should focus on something else, rather than the teeth. It sounds like what you went through was jarring, to say the least.

[Oh god oh god oh god]

~~Maybe a-~~

~~Are you alright?~~

What do you need to help?

Edited 2013-07-27 07:25 (UTC)

[Eugene's voice is less shouty than usual.] Do you need anything from me or Mort?

dude that is fucked up.

If you're growing new teeth and snacking on animals you are totally turning into a WOLF, dude! That is what wolves do. They eat animals (AND PEOPLE!) and have sharp teeth and shit! That is like their whole deal.

(Try howling at the moon and see if it feels right)

shiro...

you at home?

Edited 2013-07-28 12:32 (UTC)

Something similar happened to me, I kept my old teeth. God knows why really, as if they could be put back in.

I'm not a vampire either.

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