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so we have baristas and students and a vet and doctors and all kinds of people in the Secret Number Club. Do we have any dental students? i know you guys need to collect human teeth to mess with in school and i recently came into possession of an almost complete set. almost complete because i think i swallowed some. haha… no, positive. i counted.

i dont think im a vampire. i don't crave blood per se. but i DID eat a whole mutant animal before I realized what was happening. and then…

you know what i don't really want to talk about it.

i just want to get rid of these teeth but i wanted to ask if anyone needed them before i just put them in the garbage.

[then added a little later;]

shit.

i'm scared.

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it would be an incredibly shitty movie. nobody would want to see it.

surely it would flop at the theaters. then maybe 25 years later they'll call it a cult classic. ha. haha.

itll be one of those so bad its good things. like The Room.

you know ive never watched that damn movie

me neither. Ive just seen clips on youtube.

[AHA something to talk about that's not teeth. Shiro latches on]

what's it about anyway? is it a horror movie?

no its a drama. theres a guy called Johnny played by Tommy Wiseau and he's got a girlfriend called Lisa whos tearing him apart. not literally shes just cheating on him with his best friend Mark for no real reason. and sometimes they randomly throw a football around.

that sounds really REALLY bad. and boring. then again I thought that about silver linings playbook and it was pretty good.

its really REALLY bad. but its also totally hilarious.

... we should watch it. later. when I'm feeling better.

sure. I could definitely use a few laughs.

good. I'll make cupcakes and shit and we'll laugh our asses off

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