004 >> july 26 - evening - text

[hollowleg]

[[ Context for this post! Be aware that it contains violence, body horror, and a bit of gore. ]]

so we have baristas and students and a vet and doctors and all kinds of people in the Secret Number Club. Do we have any dental students? i know you guys need to collect human teeth to mess with in school and i recently came into possession of an almost complete set. almost complete because i think i swallowed some. haha… no, positive. i counted.

i dont think im a vampire. i don't crave blood per se. but i DID eat a whole mutant animal before I realized what was happening. and then…

you know what i don't really want to talk about it.

i just want to get rid of these teeth but i wanted to ask if anyone needed them before i just put them in the garbage.

[then added a little later;]


shit.

i'm scared.

Comments

[hollowleg]

weird like us right? rofl

[ursoreckless]

i know i'm totally weird but gee, we've got to get some nice girls once and a while.

[hollowleg]

hahaha! one day, maybe.

[ursoreckless]

maybe my ass.

[hollowleg]

i'm optimistic

[ursoreckless]

that explains a lot.

[hollowleg]

then again there's benefits to being pessimistic, too. that way you're either right or pleasantly surprised.

[ursoreckless]

i'm normally a cheerful guy but lately i've been thinking that this club is ruining my social life.

[hollowleg]

I never really had a social life before this...

[ursoreckless]

always a new date every week, never go home with the same people twice unless it's close personal friends, and never getting up before noon. now i got this club and my night life has taken a nose dive.

[hollowleg]

... yeah I did do that myself. Not quite as busy but I haven't had a lay in weeks.

[ursoreckless]

ouch. that's rough.

[hollowleg]

I've been so caught up with this shit that I hadn't even realized how bad these blueballs are. Christ.

[ursoreckless]

we need to find you a date.

[hollowleg]

you're telling me. know any ladies or dudes who are into fangs? rofl.

[ursoreckless]

we can always hit up a goth bar. one of those vampire theme ones.

[hollowleg]

hahah oh my god.

well that could work. if for nothing else but a laugh, right?

[ursoreckless]

however you gotta look the part.

[hollowleg]

how hard can it be. my biking gear can work... add a little eyeliner and we're gold right?

[ursoreckless]

we might need to go the romantic route.

[hollowleg]

Oh, a little more classic? like... capes and shit?

[ursoreckless]

no romantic gothic with the elegant ruffled type appearance.

[hollowleg]

ugh ruffles? well, if it's all for the purpose of a lay...

[ursoreckless]

don't worry, i know how to make such things work.

[hollowleg]

i don't know if that's physically possible...