004 >> july 26 - evening - text

[hollowleg]

[[ Context for this post! Be aware that it contains violence, body horror, and a bit of gore. ]]

so we have baristas and students and a vet and doctors and all kinds of people in the Secret Number Club. Do we have any dental students? i know you guys need to collect human teeth to mess with in school and i recently came into possession of an almost complete set. almost complete because i think i swallowed some. haha… no, positive. i counted.

i dont think im a vampire. i don't crave blood per se. but i DID eat a whole mutant animal before I realized what was happening. and then…

you know what i don't really want to talk about it.

i just want to get rid of these teeth but i wanted to ask if anyone needed them before i just put them in the garbage.

[then added a little later;]


shit.

i'm scared.

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[enrages]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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[hollowleg]

all my teeth fell out.

then they grew back.

except sharp

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are you a shark

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[hollowleg]

yes karson i am a shark

i am writing this from the ocean

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did you see sharknado?!
those shits can survive in the air!
seriously, i could probably believe anything right now.
if there is a shark writing from the ocean, i would believe it.

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[hollowleg]

oh my god that movie was so terrible i don't even want to remember it exists. syfy did that thing where they went from "so stupid it's cool" right back to "stupid". full circle of shitty movies.

... i hope im not turning into a shark

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[enrages]

if you are turning into a shark, don't hop into a tornado.
please.

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[hollowleg]

i think... i will probably not hop into any tornados regardless of if i am a shark or not.

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[enrages]

okay good glad we got that cleared up.

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[hollowleg]

what kind of moron would jump into a tornado anyway??

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you dont want me to answer that...

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[hollowleg]

well now you've got me curious.

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if i were a shark
and i saw a tornado
i would take that opportunity.

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[hollowleg]

i don't think sharks are that stupid karson