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I am going to kill you.

...Well nice to see you too, Ariel?

Where the hell have you been?

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[Deadpan.] A mountain growing under Vegas, which may or may not contain a dragon, and Thorir has decided to lay claim to whether or not it does.

Where the hell did you go and why didn't you tell anyone? [If Ariel kills him, Gabriel will not blame her in the least.]

...Wow that's a lot of stuff.

[A pause while he lets that sink in.]

I went to go relax for a while, I needed to chill or I was going to go nuts... an oops? I didn't really think about it.

[The reply isn't immediate, because Gabriel has to go slam his head into a desk for five minutes first.

Not literally because bruises wouldn't exactly help him get any modelling jobs, but he was very, very tempted.]

Liam, god knows why sometimes, but people care about you.

If you go missing out of the blue while there are attacks going on on people like us, what do you think those people are going to think? [He could be gentle about this, but why would he?]

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Welcome back?

And unfortunately for you, I've been elected to talk to you about your life choices.

So let's talk. [Or rather, Fil's going to talk and you're going to listen.]

Wait, what? My life choices? I already have a job.

Not that kind of life choices. Your life choices specifically pertaining to: not giving anyone a heads up regarding your impromptu vacation plans and thus worrying friends on your safety

Does any of this sound familiar? [Yes is the only right answer.]

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The hat accentuates your ears. But the flower garland takes attention away from them. You should keep it.

And maybe tie your hair in pigtails over the ears. That should hide them.

Haha very funny. I don't do pigtails.

[Note he said nothing about the flowers.]

Seriously? The hat is not good?

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Welll.

You know, there's a lot of people angry with you.

...Gee, no kidding. I kind of got that impression now, thanks.

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TY Julien for being so calm and not being a dwarf. he needs it to get the message to sink in <3

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/has not been to hawaii orz

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You are a fucking idiot who panicked my girlfriend and therefore I am going to kill you and wear your ears on a belt.

Dude! You leave my ears where they are! I'm already getting yelled at by like five people so just cool it, man!

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he totally is...

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[He's been hearing about this from Killian, so Hjalti's going to toss in his two cents. He's also covered in dwarven tattoos now.]

I just want you to know, the next time you do something like this, I've got a giant warhammer now. I'll swing it up between your legs and crush your nuts so fast you won't have time to squeak.

Holy crap, dude, threats, really?

[He does sound a little nervous though.]

[L's not really amused. He's only just started to trust himself enough to actually be on the network again since the hellish events of a few short weeks ago, and the idea that someone can be this oblivious is unpleasantly stunning.]

No one knew where you were. People were worried.

[You weren't the only one, and some of the others were actually in trouble, he doesn't add. It seems wiser to ease into this; others are already reaming him out pretty hard, judging by the other responses.]

[Sigh.]

...Do you want a phone too? Who is this? I'll mail you a phone.

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[Audio] We all got lives <3

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You know, there's better ways to cover the ears.

The hat's no good? Like what?

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Sadly Liam's idea of cosplay is only "halloween costumes not on halloween" >>;

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that's okay :3

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Have you ever seen those series of ads for toothpaste or something where they've taken pictures of people and photoshopped in like, an extra hand, or no ears, or more fingers, but you don't notice because they have gunk in their teeth?

[Stay with him here.]

Uh... not really? Why?

[He's not sure how to take that.]

Um... thanks?

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