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[sylvanguard]

[Ariel pops up using the video feature of her laptop. She is apparently sitting on her bed with an expression that is a combination of bemused and slightly worried. In one hand she seems to be spinning a long knife or one sided dagger in her hands.]

Given everything that has been going on lately, rampaging cars, pulse generating blackouts, glowing light thingies, it really shouldn't seem too odd to suddenly find a pair of daggers under my pillow on my bed... Really. But it is. Want to know what is even more fun? Saturday I couldn't even use a sword to save my life. Today I'm suddenly a knife-dagger master. Or at least I think I am. It's the same sort of knowing that I had when I found my bow at the second hand store.

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

Regardless of whether or our resident friendly aliens in the government are responsible for the blackouts or if it's Thundercorp instead, I have to say I'm really disappointed in the aliens.

You know what he answered when I asked him what's the meaning of life during that little meet and greet they held a week or so back?

Heart and soul!

Like, what kind of answer is that? I expected something actually interesting!

video; +842 donuts

[the_fist]

[Gabriel was sitting at his computer in a wife beater with shorts. He turned on his webcam and pointed it directly at what looked to be a massive pile of plain fried donuts, his arms crossing as he looked from the pile to his computer screen over and over and over again.]

Hey, guys. Ever echo a ton of donuts before?

[He reached down, picked one up and then ate it whole, swallowing quickly enough that it was just one bite. He moved on and ate another one as he waited for responses.]

[closed]

[abhero]

Who: Emil and Jovan
When: June 11th, after 9:30 PM
Where: The streets of Locke City
What: Two idiots getting caught in a blackout

( I can never think of something witty for these things )

[closed] tis is but a mere headache!!

[flamberge]

Who: Karl Aurion, Lloyd Irving, Melissa Lyre
Where: Police station and then Karl's place
When: 06/16 after one of the blackouts
What: Two good Samaritans nurse a newly immortal idiot back to health and finally meet.

( and rooms always spin! always!! )

[closed] all good soldiers wait like warheads,

[sucrosity]

Who: Yoko Aznable & Neil Dylandy
Where: Mecha wing at LCU
When: The 12th, in the morning.
What: Yoko comes in to use the facilities under FBI watch, meets Neil properly for the first time.

( all good soldiers crack like boulders. )