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[the_fist]

[Gabriel was sitting at his computer in a wife beater with shorts. He turned on his webcam and pointed it directly at what looked to be a massive pile of plain fried donuts, his arms crossing as he looked from the pile to his computer screen over and over and over again.]

Hey, guys. Ever echo a ton of donuts before?

[He reached down, picked one up and then ate it whole, swallowing quickly enough that it was just one bite. He moved on and ate another one as he waited for responses.]

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[mimicery]

Uh...no but why would you echo that many donuts?

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[the_fist]

I think-- [He said, shoveling donuts into his face--]

Ith dethinithly wath watchinth the LAth beasth.

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[youngestone]

[What]

Uh. No. No I have not.

[What]

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[the_fist]

[After cramming down a dozen or so donuts fairly quickly, Gabriel grinned.]

It's a convenient echo, man! I was kinda hungry and didn't wanna ask my ma' for any cash!

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[mood2wiingiing]

...thats a pretty awesome pulsecho.

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[the_fist]

Isn't it!? They're really good! Not Krispy Kreme! They're like, fresh baked!

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[starlightheart]

[ Natalie stares in awe for several moments. ]

Those...

[ She frowns. ] Those are going to go stale.

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[the_fist]

[She said this as Gabriel finished his 20th donut, not at all slowing down.]

Not if I can help it! I should probably invite somebody over!

Wait, then they'd ask why I had so many donuts...

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[sunshinethatwarmsherup]

Nope.

... Please tell me you aren't going to try to eat all of those donuts right now. You'll probably die before you finish them.

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[the_fist]

[SHE SAID, JUST AS HE WAS SHOVELING THREE DONUTS IN AT ONCE--]

Murrphh!?

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[clawkind]

No, because that would be the most amazing thing to receive out of nowhere.

[who's jealous? Nyah's jealous.]

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[the_fist]

It's awethomth, righth!?

[Gabriel was trying to make the best of things and eat everything in sight. For some reason, he was doing a damn fine job.]

[wonk]

no but i want 2

like holy shit dude

thats the best thing ive ever seen

[the_fist]

I know, right!? I've gotten some weird Echoes, but this one totally hasn't backfired on me at all! How could it!?

[Aside from diabetes or severe stomach cramps--]

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[saviorsoul]

[ Gabriel now very much has Alexi's attention. ]

Are you sharin'?

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[the_fist]

I wanna try to eat a ton of them, but it wouldn't kill if I shared some! What's your name, chief!?

[kyoumibukai]

Oh my god, maybe you should open a bakery!

[the_fist]

I don't think I could do this all the time...

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[guitar_case_vagabond]

[So, if this girl showing up on your video feed looks like she lost a fight with a freight train the other day... well, she didn't, but she sure feels like it.]

No, but shit, if you feel like getting rid of them I could use... a bunch.

[Then again, getting donuts might mean actually leaving her bed today which is... something she doesn't feel like doing. Life is hard.]

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[the_fist]

...Sure you need donuts and not, like, a hospital?

[Admittedly, Gabriel was starting to stand up, because the good citizen in him was telling him to get this girl to the hospital.]

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[epimethean]

Better question--are you sharing?

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[the_fist]

That depends! Are you cool?

[It honestly didn't matter to him. He just liked meeting people and taunting was the best intro--]

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[buildyourworld]

I hope you're not eating all of them because those six packs will evolve into a unified slab of fat.

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[the_fist]

Like hell! I'm a beast, dude!

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

That's a first. I did echo back clothing recently though.

Are they good donuts at least?

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[the_fist]

They're really good. Like, you know when you think something's gonna taste bad because it's made different, but then it's actually much better?

This exact situation.

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[chalicejoker]

That's a lot of donuts.

[Please never come to the restaurant, please never come to the restaurant...]

They're...normal donuts?

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[the_fist]

Yeah, just plain donuts! But, they're better than those weird, sweet donuts with filling or whatever.

Jellies? Eclairs? I dunno, I don't usually eat donuts! [THE POWER. THE CORRUPTING POWER.]