You have got to be fucking shitting me.
[ Buttmad angry Octavias aren't all that much of an oddity on the network. However, this instance is something special. Her self-absorbed hair-fluffing anger has been dialled up to eleven. Out of a possible five. ]
I go to every dumb lame party every lousy goddamn fucking stupid loser on this network ever invites me to. They are all terrible, because nobody here would know a great party if it smacked them in the face while wearing a T-shirt saying "GREAT PARTY". Then I miss one because I am busy wafting gross titan fumes out of my boyfriend's window and that's when shit goes down?
Really?
FUCKING REALLY?
[ She sucks in a breath. Oh just look at the time. It seems to be incoherent ranting o'clock. ]
This. Is. Bullshit! I have lost time and money and any stupid dumb chance of being an actress over this unbelievable club for assholes. And what do I get in return? What do I fucking get? I get stupid powers I'm not allowed to use because everybody will treat me like shit, lamey-lame weak-ass fairy wings that crap glitter and a hideous freakish eye. Wow! Fucking wow. I feel so incredibly fortunate right now! Watch me while I roll around in all this fucking luck that I absolutely fucking have!
[ She doesn't actually start rolling around. She does stamp her foot like a petulant little child, though. Which prompts a fresh poof of blue glitter to burst from her collar. Um. ]
Urghghrhrhghhh fuck pretty much all of you. Dumbass danger-hogging dicklords. I am going to make super cool secret plans to go after the bad guys and none of you will be invited. And it's going to be great! So you can all suck it. SUCK IT!
[ Buttmad angry Octavias aren't all that much of an oddity on the network. However, this instance is something special. Her self-absorbed hair-fluffing anger has been dialled up to eleven. Out of a possible five. ]
I go to every dumb lame party every lousy goddamn fucking stupid loser on this network ever invites me to. They are all terrible, because nobody here would know a great party if it smacked them in the face while wearing a T-shirt saying "GREAT PARTY". Then I miss one because I am busy wafting gross titan fumes out of my boyfriend's window and that's when shit goes down?
Really?
FUCKING REALLY?
[ She sucks in a breath. Oh just look at the time. It seems to be incoherent ranting o'clock. ]
This. Is. Bullshit! I have lost time and money and any stupid dumb chance of being an actress over this unbelievable club for assholes. And what do I get in return? What do I fucking get? I get stupid powers I'm not allowed to use because everybody will treat me like shit, lamey-lame weak-ass fairy wings that crap glitter and a hideous freakish eye. Wow! Fucking wow. I feel so incredibly fortunate right now! Watch me while I roll around in all this fucking luck that I absolutely fucking have!
[ She doesn't actually start rolling around. She does stamp her foot like a petulant little child, though. Which prompts a fresh poof of blue glitter to burst from her collar. Um. ]
Urghghrhrhghhh fuck pretty much all of you. Dumbass danger-hogging dicklords. I am going to make super cool secret plans to go after the bad guys and none of you will be invited. And it's going to be great! So you can all suck it. SUCK IT!