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[moarnomsplz]

[Alex is at his desk, slouching in front of his computer, chin in one hand, hair even messier than usual, because he's been tugging his hands through it.]

Worst burr, birthday ever.

My mom and dad totally caught me coming-ing back the other night, because of, um. The unforeseen sirr, circumstances.

[As in: suddenly being more weird, alien blue-horse-thing than not for a large part of the evening, so much shit hitting so many fans at the Halloween party, and taking a while to calm down enough to shapeshift back to human.]

So I'm, like. Even more grounded than before. Which mean-zuh no driving-ing test today for sure. Oh. Yeah. I'm sixteen, tee-nuh, today.

I'm teck, technically banned from the internet, but this doesn't really, lee, count, does it?

[He rolls his eyes and half-grins at that.]

Is ev, everyone okay?

[ooc: I'm on vacation with spotty internet, so I'll be slow, but I wanted to get this posted on the right day!]

Comments

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[searchforpeace]

What happened at the halloween party? If you don't mind me asking, I mean.

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[moarnomsplz]

I came down with even more of other-me's body, boh-dee. Like, fully half of it. And then...

[He's actually still not sure what happened, exactly.]

There were some more of those snake things, ing-zuh, from the Dead District? That attacked? And it was really confusing-ing and awful.

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[searchforpeace]

It certainly does sound awful.

[And worrying. Are these... whoever they are getting more aggressive?]

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[mood2wiingiing]

maybe you 2hould just tell them whats goiing on so you stop gettiing in trouble.

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[moarnomsplz]

I've kind of been thinking about it actually. But I haven't gotten up the nerve yet.

Have you told anyone? Like non network people?

[stavros]

Isn't there a way to prove to them that there's nothing wrong with you?

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[moarnomsplz]

I dunno. I mean. Maybe, bee? But I wonder if them knowing-ing will be dane, dangerous enough for them that me just being in trouble is actually the better choice, choy-suh.

[grimmopedia]

How the crap did you get caught? Did you do what I told you to do? Never mind, obviously you didn't if you went and got yourself caught.

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[moarnomsplz]

I was scared and in a hurry, ree, to get safely inside!

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[detectivetroll]

Unforeseen circumstances?

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[moarnomsplz]

I can turn into a lot more of other-me now. And the party, tee, was attacked.

[not_good_not_wicked]

That sucks dude. We're valiantly fighting the forces of weird and we get in trouble for it.

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[moarnomsplz]

I know, right?! [So indignant.]

I hate getting-ing treated like I'm some dumb kid having a rebellious phase, fay-zuh.

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[scramasax]

You were -- out, on... -- Halloween, too - were you - ...? [Perhaps slightly misleadingly ambiguous phrasing, with the "too" - but he is taking a guess on what's meant by "'the' unforeseen circumstances".

Next bit comes out compressed and rueful with a tight, sheepish bit of emoting probably only vaguely even a not-quite-smile with the state his face's in to match - the wording is, of course, wrong, but it should be said...]

- And Happy Birthday, also.

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[moarnomsplz]

[Alex gives a little shrug and a quiet 'thanks' in response to the last part: it's not gonna be happy, but he's grateful for the wishes.]

I, um. Snuck out to go to ray, Rachel's party.

[He looks about half sheepish about this, and half proud of himself.]

What did you do on Halloween, ween?

[originaloddcouple]

Oh, that's... not great.

But at least.. uh..

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Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!

[moarnomsplz]

Thank-suh.

[He gives a sheepish little grin.]

Nothing-ing weird or bad happened to you guy-zuh on Halloween, did it?

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[argents]

You got caught in all that too?

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[moarnomsplz]

Yeah, and right aff, after a pulse with really bad timing-ing.

You okay?

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[drama8om8]

You know what the best way to deal with being grounded is? Jump out your bedroom window. Loudly! So your parents hear. And when they rush to see what's happening, run away from them - backwards, with both middle fingers raised in a perfect double deuce - while screaming "CAN'T BE TAMED, SUCK MY DICK."

After you do this a few times they will decide it is easier to just let you do what you want! You're welcome.

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[moarnomsplz]

Wow, that's really, lee, helpful, thanks. Because I want my first spanking-ing in about twelve years, and to have my mouth washed out with soap for the first time in ever, verr.

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[dominateartimus]

Were those 'unforeseen circumstances' involving your other appearance?

[There was a little bit of curiosity in his voice as he speaks, but it drops to sympathy.]

I'm sorry to hear that you got in trouble for something you weren't able to control or tell them about.

...Also, happy birthday.

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[moarnomsplz]

Thanks.

And yeah, that was the problem, lemm. I can turn into about half of other-me now. And he's deff, definitely a fuzz, fuzz-zee blue centaur-thing.

Between that and the attack, it took me a while to get, like, calmed down enough to change, chain-juh, back to human.

[counterclock]

happy birthday i guess
that's p. shitty sorry man
at least you have the network to sneak on it's like secret internet

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[moarnomsplz]

Thanks I guess. :)

My computer isn't even on so its not like they can bust me!

You OK?