Octavia Serket-Hunter || Vriska Serket (
drama8om8) wrote in
savetheearth2013-11-02 04:02 pm
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- #network,
- attack on titan: eren yeager,
- bleach: hollow ichigo,
- bleach: toushirou hitsugaya,
- danny phantom: danny fenton,
- doctor who: the doctor,
- eternal darkness: anthony,
- evangelion: asuka langley soryu,
- final fantasy xiii: serah farron,
- homestuck: aradia megido,
- homestuck: dave strider,
- homestuck: nepeta leijon,
- homestuck: roxy lalonde,
- homestuck: sollux captor,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- invader zim: zim,
- misfits: nathan young,
- mistborn: vin,
- revolutionary girl utena: miki kaoru,
- shadow of the colossus: wander,
- tales of symphonia: kratos aurion,
- teen titans: raven,
- teen titans: terra,
- touhou project: marisa kirisame,
- yu-gi-oh!: bakura ryou
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You have got to be fucking shitting me.
[ Buttmad angry Octavias aren't all that much of an oddity on the network. However, this instance is something special. Her self-absorbed hair-fluffing anger has been dialled up to eleven. Out of a possible five. ]
I go to every dumb lame party every lousy goddamn fucking stupid loser on this network ever invites me to. They are all terrible, because nobody here would know a great party if it smacked them in the face while wearing a T-shirt saying "GREAT PARTY". Then I miss one because I am busy wafting gross titan fumes out of my boyfriend's window and that's when shit goes down?
Really?
FUCKING REALLY?
[ She sucks in a breath. Oh just look at the time. It seems to be incoherent ranting o'clock. ]
This. Is. Bullshit! I have lost time and money and any stupid dumb chance of being an actress over this unbelievable club for assholes. And what do I get in return? What do I fucking get? I get stupid powers I'm not allowed to use because everybody will treat me like shit, lamey-lame weak-ass fairy wings that crap glitter and a hideous freakish eye. Wow! Fucking wow. I feel so incredibly fortunate right now! Watch me while I roll around in all this fucking luck that I absolutely fucking have!
[ She doesn't actually start rolling around. She does stamp her foot like a petulant little child, though. Which prompts a fresh poof of blue glitter to burst from her collar. Um. ]
Urghghrhrhghhh fuck pretty much all of you. Dumbass danger-hogging dicklords. I am going to make super cool secret plans to go after the bad guys and none of you will be invited. And it's going to be great! So you can all suck it. SUCK IT!
[ Buttmad angry Octavias aren't all that much of an oddity on the network. However, this instance is something special. Her self-absorbed hair-fluffing anger has been dialled up to eleven. Out of a possible five. ]
I go to every dumb lame party every lousy goddamn fucking stupid loser on this network ever invites me to. They are all terrible, because nobody here would know a great party if it smacked them in the face while wearing a T-shirt saying "GREAT PARTY". Then I miss one because I am busy wafting gross titan fumes out of my boyfriend's window and that's when shit goes down?
Really?
FUCKING REALLY?
[ She sucks in a breath. Oh just look at the time. It seems to be incoherent ranting o'clock. ]
This. Is. Bullshit! I have lost time and money and any stupid dumb chance of being an actress over this unbelievable club for assholes. And what do I get in return? What do I fucking get? I get stupid powers I'm not allowed to use because everybody will treat me like shit, lamey-lame weak-ass fairy wings that crap glitter and a hideous freakish eye. Wow! Fucking wow. I feel so incredibly fortunate right now! Watch me while I roll around in all this fucking luck that I absolutely fucking have!
[ She doesn't actually start rolling around. She does stamp her foot like a petulant little child, though. Which prompts a fresh poof of blue glitter to burst from her collar. Um. ]
Urghghrhrhghhh fuck pretty much all of you. Dumbass danger-hogging dicklords. I am going to make super cool secret plans to go after the bad guys and none of you will be invited. And it's going to be great! So you can all suck it. SUCK IT!

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[Not that he's not willing to go along with any and all secret plan but he can at least try to pretend to be sensible about it.]
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Grow up!
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and shark teeth
and develop a segmented exoskeleton
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become futinari
what i'm saying is have fun with that
also that party sucked
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2) Tail no
3) Shark teeth pro8a8ly not (they will 8e sharp though all the 8etter for RIPPING PEOPLE APART WITH IN MY UN8ELIEVA8LE RAGE)
4) Segmented exoskeleton are you for fucking real
5) it's futAnari, fuckstick
6) Shut
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8) Up!!!!!!!! ::::D
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[she's trying not to seem angry. she's failing. her eyes flash white and the glass on a poster frame in the background cracks.]
Stop acting like a child.
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[Emphasis in clarification that that's the party in question. Method of communication is an OOPS perhaps, but either way another who was not there!]
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You missed it too? Wally told me. Those losers managed to attract some huge dumb monster or something? And there was a fight I guess blah blah bluh I don't know I got majorly assniggled and kind of stopped paying attention. ASSHOLES.
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Now take a deep breath,
and calm the fuck down about your eye jfc it's not that big a deal.
Also don't go form super secret plans unless you have good superpowers otherwise you're just asking to get killed.
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And gazing at Roxy
Gosh look how placid she is, even her hair is settling down and smoothing out
Is that a bird singing somewhere outside? Did the focus on her webcam just get softer? Is that a gentle smile appearing on her newly-pacified face as she opens her mouth to softly speak? ]
THE EYE IS FUCKING HIDEOUS AND I HATE MY STUPID FUCKING LIFE.
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Some of us are 8adasses with cool powers and ACTUALLY GETTING TO USE THEM WOULD 8E SUPER GR8. >::::|
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Can you even imagine what a terri8le horri8le waste it is to 8e the most 8adass person on the entire network and not get to SHOW it every now and then?
It is the WORST waste. My life is PAIN. >::::C
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[ Instant worry, and trying to rack her brains for plans that she'd heard of from friends for Halloween. Hadn't a few people mentioned going to a party...?
Aria doesn't mention the eye thing because presumably she probably saw it at the soulbond meeting thing that they were going to do last week. ]
- ...what are titan fumes?
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And uh. Titan fumes are. Fumes from, uh. Titans? Think like. Steam. That smells of hot meat. Bluh.
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NOT FUCKING THIS]
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Are you seriously saying you're upset that you didn't get attacked by that giant monster?
You do realize we could've died there, right?
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It would have 8een a win-win situ8tion! SO YES I AM SUPER MJORLY UPSET OH MY GOD.
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Shut the entire fuck up.
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Hell, you could buy your own weight in chocolate for less than $5 at this point, and all without the leering, starved glares of the city's sexually depraved pedophiles.
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But then, he pauses and bites it back. Yelling at someone so riled up would be a fruitless effort. Yeah. Right. A deep breath and a sigh follow before he finally speaks up.]
Are you truly in this desperate of a need for attention?
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[ Delivered perfectly blandly. She's serious. ]
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as a note, i'm sick so slow tags on my end
Hope you feel better soon! 8O
I do now ty!! :3
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Are you really actually bitching about NOT being attacked by a giant pink pus leaking geomancing monster? Is that a thing you're doing? Are you for fucking REAL?
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If you'd like to be super impressed with my bravery instead of bitching, I will salute you! Like, literally. I will lift my perfectly-manicured little hand and I will salute you with a tear in my freakish freakeye. Do it. Live the dream.
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Remember when we went after the snake statues? Remember how well that went?
No more crazy vigilante stunts, Tavia. Throwing yourself into danger is just going to make things worse.
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Quit your fussing! You sound like an old lady. Rofl.
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[...Well, there was a first time for everything]
But...you do know that you could have been killed right?
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Badass and also past-life-fairy-Jesus, and therefore probably unkillable.
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You're welcome.
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Oh sorry.
Sucks to 8e you.
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[ #priorities ]
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[ Wasn't there a Kafka book about this? Kiki is torn between an unholy desire to cradle Octavia like she's some kind of endangered species and to pack up her bags and move the fuck out of this town.
But no. Don't focus on the freaky eye. Focus on the words. ]
Erm! Bad guys! Yes. I'm very familiar with those! Anything I can do to help? 'Cause I'd really rather not be sucking anything of yours, sorry.
[ She tacks on a wary grin at the end, the smile of someone who hopes their lame joke doesn't inspire even further anger. ]
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[ Oh, dear sweet cousin-of-past-life-brother. So naive. Allow Octavia to state the ~*completely obvious*~ for you in the most slow, careful tone as possible. To make sure it sinks in. ]
Fairy pirate co-Jesus. Not a butterfly! A butterfly would be hells of lame. And I'm. Pretty sure if I was a butterfly, my spider mom would've eaten me? Unless that's why she kidnapped me from my Jesus family in the first place. But whatever! Exactly how familiar are you with bad guys? And the beating-up thereof. Obviously.
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