[text; sketchbook]

[wirsinddiejager]

[The first thing to appear is a series of sketches of what seems to be a squirrel with a human nose; Alan wrote down the numbers while doodling. There's a long pause as he notices something strange is going on and glances over the network. More sketches appear as he tries to take in all this new information, but eventually he decides to go ahead and actually write something.]

ok so Ive been trying to figure this thing out. like I have no idea how this shit works when Im not even online? or ON A COMPUTER??? what the fuck is that even. but I guess if jackets can appear out of nowhere its not that much of a leap to weird random number network things.

but anyway the point is that I saw some stuff about defending the earth? is that for real? because if so then fuck yes I am in.

also. whether or not this is for real or some crazyass arg? this network thing is seriously lacking some artwork. there needs to be a badass banner or something at least. I wouldnt mind whipping something up for you guys. no bragging or anything but Im a pretty good artist.

Comments

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[drama8om8]

STOP.
Stop RIGHT NOW. There has been entirely too much bullshit on this network lately for me to let you do this, newbie.
S T O P.
STOP.
Before you produce any more artwork, and DEFINITELY before you get to hear all the juicy heroism deets, I am afraid you are going to have to answer a few questions.

Are you a furry, scaley, or other freaky-ass internet fetish phenomenon? If so: is the squirrel thing your fursona?

Otherkin: Fucking dorks, or cool as all hell?

What are your thoughts on yaoi?

Take your time.

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[wirsinddiejager]

dude the squirrel things an actual thing I saw in the park today. does it look like a fucking fursona? do you see any sparkles or magic rainbows or what the fuck ever? NO. because Im not into that shit. or yaois.

[Handwriting]

[shiromadoushi]

[[in response, someone draws a charging tapir aiming for the squirrel, first a pencil sketch, then coloured pencils start filling in the colours.

No words. Just a doodle.]]

[Handwriting]

[wirsinddiejager]

[More squirrels sporting mismatched human and animal features appear, baring their teeth at the tapir in what is probably intended to be a snarl.]

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[somesayinfire]

I ran into someone who was looking for some way to document those things. I'll try to let them know there's an artist around here. Well, one who's not the sparkly rainbow person.

This is real. No pair of giant arms coming down from the sky and embedding the fingers into the dirt. Not yet, at least.

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[wirsinddiejager]

yeah Im pretty convinced that this is real. idk how youd fake anything like this anyway. so I guess its like magic or something? and sparkle rainbow girl said something about powers? do we all get those???

[Handwritten}

[originaloddcouple]

[And by handwritten, I mean they switch back and forth writing on the same notepad. In front of customers.]

What a neat squirrel!

And a new arrival! Welcome to the alien-fighting network!

[Handwritten}

[wirsinddiejager]

thanks! Im glad to be here! fuck yes fighting aliens, that sounds so awesome.

[ text ]

[fatherssins]

That may well be the most positive first message anyone has put on here.

I like your drawings :)

[ text ]

[wirsinddiejager]

thanks! no reason not to be positive if you ask me. I mean yeah its weird but its also really cool! and apparently we get to be like superheroes or something? whats not to like about that??

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[enrages]

is your jacket haunting you?

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[wirsinddiejager]

what no. it just appeared. thats not the same as haunting is it???

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

You got a jacket too?

Also, welcome to the secret numbers club.

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[wirsinddiejager]

yeah I did! does that mean not everyone who joins does?

[He approves of anything that sets him apart like that. Especially if it's a cool jacket.]

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[stealinghats]

Is it an ugly or acceptable jacket? This is important.

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[wirsinddiejager]

it's an awesome jacket.

[iustitia]

Is this a badass enough banner for you? :]

[IF (epileptic)
THEN (do not click)
END IF

linked: a flashing internet banner that reads "WELCOME TO THE / 53CR37 NUMB3RS (LUB!!!!!!!111!!!!]

[wirsinddiejager]

no.

thats a really shitty banner and you should feel terrible for even asking me if its worthy.

[enrages]

6/10

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[immortalize]

Well, your drawing is rather detailed. Think you can come up with something on the fly?

[ She's dabbled in some art herself, but she was only decent at it. Researching the history and processes, though? It's still a big ping and a slight breath of fresh air for her to talk about. ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

of course I can. what kind of artist would I be if I couldnt??

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[hollowleg]

wow really, your first Thingy was a jacket? Aren't you just super duper ultra luckypants.

is that a squirrel with a person nose

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[wirsinddiejager]

what do you mean by Thingy? you mean like things appearing? you need a better name for it Thingy sounds really lame.

yeah it is I saw one in the park today.

[handwritten]

[moarnomsplz]

No one knows how it works. [have a smiley face with a scribble of curly hair]

But its for real. Except we're not really sure about the "defending the earth" part.

Cool drawings, dude.

[handwritten]

[wirsinddiejager]

but the defending the earth part is the best part!

but thanks. like I said Im pretty good :)