[text; sketchbook]

[wirsinddiejager]

[The first thing to appear is a series of sketches of what seems to be a squirrel with a human nose; Alan wrote down the numbers while doodling. There's a long pause as he notices something strange is going on and glances over the network. More sketches appear as he tries to take in all this new information, but eventually he decides to go ahead and actually write something.]

ok so Ive been trying to figure this thing out. like I have no idea how this shit works when Im not even online? or ON A COMPUTER??? what the fuck is that even. but I guess if jackets can appear out of nowhere its not that much of a leap to weird random number network things.

but anyway the point is that I saw some stuff about defending the earth? is that for real? because if so then fuck yes I am in.

also. whether or not this is for real or some crazyass arg? this network thing is seriously lacking some artwork. there needs to be a badass banner or something at least. I wouldnt mind whipping something up for you guys. no bragging or anything but Im a pretty good artist.

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

yeah theres a pretty significant difference there. were not bugs for one thing. or actually lawn kids since Im pretty sure none of us are actually hanging out on your lawn.

this whole thing is kind of falling apart at the seams now isnt it.

[somesayinfire]

If you're looking for jokes that hold up for more than two or three seconds, you're talking to the wrong person.

Anyway, I like the cut of your jib. You should totally draw a few banners and put it up to a vote or something.

[wirsinddiejager]

I think Ill do that yeah. Ive got a few ideas already I just need to get on my computer. cant really work anything that good here.

[somesayinfire]

Your competition is somebody with the aesthetics of someone who can't see. I don't think you'll have to try that hard to top it.

[wirsinddiejager]

please. like you can even call that bullshit competition.

[somesayinfire]

You're so modest on top of your natural talent! That's a rare treasure.