[text; sketchbook]

[wirsinddiejager]

[The first thing to appear is a series of sketches of what seems to be a squirrel with a human nose; Alan wrote down the numbers while doodling. There's a long pause as he notices something strange is going on and glances over the network. More sketches appear as he tries to take in all this new information, but eventually he decides to go ahead and actually write something.]

ok so Ive been trying to figure this thing out. like I have no idea how this shit works when Im not even online? or ON A COMPUTER??? what the fuck is that even. but I guess if jackets can appear out of nowhere its not that much of a leap to weird random number network things.

but anyway the point is that I saw some stuff about defending the earth? is that for real? because if so then fuck yes I am in.

also. whether or not this is for real or some crazyass arg? this network thing is seriously lacking some artwork. there needs to be a badass banner or something at least. I wouldnt mind whipping something up for you guys. no bragging or anything but Im a pretty good artist.

Comments

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[wirsinddiejager]

yes. hell yes. hell fucking yes.




whats with all the tapirs btw?

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[shiromadoushi]

It's my theme~

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[wirsinddiejager]

thats a really weird theme. like when you think of animals that are badass or cool or impressive tapirs dont usually spring to mind.

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[shiromadoushi]

Tapir lead a double life as baku! Legendary dream eaters~

Besides, you don't want to get in the way of one when it's charging.

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[wirsinddiejager]

I guess that makes sense but still. they dont really look intimidating. just kind of weird.

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[shiromadoushi]

All the better~

[Handwriting]

[wirsinddiejager]

OH you mean like a sneaky thing? harmless-looking but deadly? yeah that could work.

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[shiromadoushi]

Exactly that!

[[New sketch! very cartoony tapir in a victory pose straight out of a cheesy Japanese live action show.]]

[Handwriting]

[wirsinddiejager]

[It is joined by another tapir wearing a mask and cape.]

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[shiromadoushi]

[[and written on top in a banner is: Go team Tapir!

And then lots of drama lines are added]]