savetheearth | [text; sketchbook]

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[text; sketchbook]

[The first thing to appear is a series of sketches of what seems to be a squirrel with a human nose; Alan wrote down the numbers while doodling. There's a long pause as he notices something strange is going on and glances over the network. More sketches appear as he tries to take in all this new information, but eventually he decides to go ahead and actually write something.]

ok so Ive been trying to figure this thing out. like I have no idea how this shit works when Im not even online? or ON A COMPUTER??? what the fuck is that even. but I guess if jackets can appear out of nowhere its not that much of a leap to weird random number network things.

but anyway the point is that I saw some stuff about defending the earth? is that for real? because if so then fuck yes I am in.

also. whether or not this is for real or some crazyass arg? this network thing is seriously lacking some artwork. there needs to be a badass banner or something at least. I wouldnt mind whipping something up for you guys. no bragging or anything but Im a pretty good artist.

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hell no. its awesome I dont want to get rid of it.

you can go back and get it after a day or two.
we're trying to find out if the fucking thing is a ghost jacket or a regular jacket.
and to find that out, sacrifices have to be made.

dude forget it. I am not going to sacrifice the jacket for something stupid like that. get your own and throw that out.

i don't have a jacket, you shitstain.
don't assume everyone has the same stuff as you.
or the same life situation.
or comes from the same background.
not everyone has a potential ghost jacket!
not everyone has the luck you seem to have in life!
some people are trapped in the cycle of poverty, there were they'll remain, and their children will remain, and their grandchildren will remain, and none of them will ever get jackets ever.

so fuck you, and check your goddamn privilege.

holy shit did you seriously just write that. is that actually a thing you just wrote at me.

i didnt assume you had a jacket already. and since this one appeared out of fucking nowhere poverty has nothing to do with it. your argument fails and you lose.

sprINKLE SOME FUCKING SALT ON YOUR SHITTYASS JACKET.

excuse you my jacket isnt shitty. and Im not sprinkling any salt on it because its not a fucking ghost jacket. its real Im wearing it right now.

you are literally taunting it to follow you for the rest of your days.
do you understand how dumb that is?

Edited (wow) 2013-07-18 00:51 (UTC)

no. I dont understand how that is dumb. because this jacket is awesome and I want it to follow me for the rest of my days.

what about when it gets dirty and starts to stink?

then Ill wash it you moron.

washing won't save it forever.

what the fuck is your problem just fuck off and let me enjoy my cool new jacket.

i need to know if its a ghost jacket.

IT IS NOT A GHOST JACKET.

IT COULD BE!
YOU'RE JUST TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO PROVE IT!

oh hell no. OH. HELL. NO. YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A COWARD.

COWARDLY COWARD WHO'S SCARED OF A JACKET.

FUCK YOU YOURE THE ONE WHOS SCARED OF IT.

WHY WOULD I BE SCARED OF A GHOST THAT ISN'T HAUNTING ME?!

IDK YOU SEEM PRETTY SCARED OF IT FROM HERE. YOURE THE ONE GOING "OOH OH NO PUT SALT ON IT ITS A GHOST OH NO IM SO SCARED IM GONNA CRY".

YOU SHOULD BOTH TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS AND YELL AT EACH OTHER SOME MORE.

what

It is the manly and heroic way to do things. You take off your shirt and yell really loud and the bravest manliest loudest one is declared the victor and is right about the ghost(????????) jacket.
Don't you know ANYTHING?

i
im already right about the jacket
i dont need to take my shirt off for that

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