[text; sketchbook]

[wirsinddiejager]

[The first thing to appear is a series of sketches of what seems to be a squirrel with a human nose; Alan wrote down the numbers while doodling. There's a long pause as he notices something strange is going on and glances over the network. More sketches appear as he tries to take in all this new information, but eventually he decides to go ahead and actually write something.]

ok so Ive been trying to figure this thing out. like I have no idea how this shit works when Im not even online? or ON A COMPUTER??? what the fuck is that even. but I guess if jackets can appear out of nowhere its not that much of a leap to weird random number network things.

but anyway the point is that I saw some stuff about defending the earth? is that for real? because if so then fuck yes I am in.

also. whether or not this is for real or some crazyass arg? this network thing is seriously lacking some artwork. there needs to be a badass banner or something at least. I wouldnt mind whipping something up for you guys. no bragging or anything but Im a pretty good artist.

Comments

[iustitia]

Is it the lack of sparkles? I wanted to go with sparkles, but it was either that or the blinking text. There was simply no way to add both, and I had to make an executive decision!

What about this, do these sparkles make it any better? :]]

[wirsinddiejager]

congrats you just made it 1000% worse. youre a true master of incredibly shittyass banners. do you want a fucking trophy?

[iustitia]

Oh, there's no need to get me one, though I do appreciate the offer. I have one of my own!

[wirsinddiejager]

and you even know how to use blingee. that is really impressive. Im so proud of you.

[iustitia]

Thank you for the wonderful compliment! I think proper blingee'ing is an art form of the highest order, and it's nice to see that my skill is recognized by a fellow talented artist! A squirrel with a human nose isn't subject matter that many would dare to take on, but have done so with aplomb. I like it!

[wirsinddiejager]

just drew something I saw thats all. its not really my usual style. but thanks anyway I guess.

[iustitia]

And just what is your usual style like, then :O?