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savetheearth2014-01-23 03:57 pm
yerawizarderi) wrote in savetheearth2014-01-23 03:57 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- attack on titan: levi,
- avatar: the last airbender: toph beifong,
- danny phantom: danny fenton,
- haibane renmei: rakka,
- homestuck: aradia megido,
- homestuck: eridan ampora,
- homestuck: kanaya maryam,
- homestuck: sollux captor,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- misfits: nathan young,
- skies of arcadia: vyse,
- teen titans: starfire,
- teen titans: terra
1st ♒ text
[Needless to say, this is a little strange and he stares at his ipad for a good few moments before deciding to make a post on the network he's apparently just gained access to. Of course, not reading anything like the FAQ or whatever. He hardly has the patience for that. Pshh. Besides, why read that shit when people could inform him themselves? See? Much easier.]
alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often
whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?
alright so
here i am doin nothin but browsin tumblr at the local starbucks
rebloggin some shit enjoyin my cinnamon dolce cappuccino
when i saw some random ass post that reminded me of these bleedin numbers from for fuck ever ago
not even sure why it did considerin it had literally nothin to do with these fuckin numbers but whatever
so here i am again thinkin id fuck around and see if they DO anythin
low and fuckin behold what the shit is this
some sorta secret network i had no idea about with a one way ticket to it through some arbitrary as fuck numbers that i never was able to forget
im surprised to say the damn least of it
always kinda thought those numbers were utter poppycock at best just some stupid shit i remembered for no apparent reason other than to drive me mad
fancy that i was wrong that dont happen often
whatever enough fuckin babblin who the fuck are you people and what the fuck is this?
video; neither do I 8)
[ WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING SHIT. Octavia is so shocked and horrified - shorrified? - that she recoils from the laptop, stumbling backwards. The little bathmat beneath her feet skids out from under her. Her feet leave the floor completely and she lets out a distressed screech as she falls back, out of shot of the webcam.
Finally, there's a horrible, sickening crack as her head smashes against the side of the bath.
HEY ERI YOU KNOW THAT THING THAT YOU WANTED TO SEE
STAY FUCKING TUNED, SON ]
action;
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OCTAVIA IS HAVING A
A LIGHTSWITCH RAVE ]
action;
OCTAVIA YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JUST DIED IN THERE!
action;
WOW NO WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT. I WAS.
WASHING MY HAIR.
[text] me neither
He even pulled out some popcorn for this shit.
But then he sees Octavia's response. He's...he's pretty sure people don't survive hits like that. He feels a little sick.]
OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
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YOU FUCKING KILLED HER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT HURTS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
[text]
THIS ISNT REMOTELY MY FAULT!! IT AINT LIKE I PUSHED HER
SHE SLIPPED HOW IS THAT MY FAULT??
BESIDES IF SHES DEAD WHO CARES HOW MUCH IT HURTS
OH GOD
SHE ISNT DEAD SHE CANT BE DEAD
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AND OF COURSE SHE'S DEAD, YOU SHOULD KNOW SINCE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MASTERMINDED THIS PLOT TO KILL HER!
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IM SOME VRISKA CHICKS EX
in a past life or somethin i dont even really understand this
AND YOU CANT PROVE SHIT I DIDNT PLAN THIS I DONT EVEN KNOW HER
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have a sum of money!
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[text] i'm sorry, i'm here to exploit every typo ever made
[text] LMAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE omfg beautiful
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[text] whoops had accidentally deleted this notif
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Oooooooohhhhhhhh. Simon Fucking Edwaaaaaaaards!
[ OH GOSH SPOOKY MOANS
COMING FROM OCTAVIA'S NETWORK NUMBER??!?!?!?! ]
I'm a ghoooooooost!
[ That's what ghosts say, right
Spooky ghosts
That's a thing ]
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[ Are these noises spooky enough? Maybe if she just. Rattles the plug chain against the side of the bath.
YEAH THAT WORKS. ]
Or I will haunt you foreveeeeeeeer! And it will be spooky as balls!
As baaaaaaaallllllllssssssss!
[ CHAINRATTLING INTENSIFIES ]
permatext;
permaudio;
[ oh ]
Uh. Ghost powers! Spooooooooky ghost powers! Oooooh!
Also I will be. Haunting Alan's place! So if you go there I will haunt you that way. WhoooooOoOOOooghostyghosty!
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Low blow. What did she ever do to deserve this?
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Tavia, what are you doing. You're not even a ghost.
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And then she slips on that bathmat and cracks her head open. Walter's blood pressure immediately skyrockets -- that sounded potentially fatal. And she came back that one time, and seemed confident that she could do it again, but what if she couldn't?? Oh god oh man oh god oh man -- ]
Octavia, get up right now.
[ PANIC PANIC ]
That can't be the way you exit this life!
text; FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER IDK
video;
[But then that whole ARRAY OF SHIT JUST WENT DOWN, and he's left gawking at the screen in absolute HORROR. His voice dies in his throat and he's ACTUALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She's dead, SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD RIGHT NOW AND IT'S SOMEWHAT HIS FAULT. OH GOD OH FUCK OH SHIT. HE KILLED HER!!]
[So he does the only reasonable and sane thing and CLOSES THE FEED, CLOSES THE NETWORK AND HE IS JUST GOING TO TRY TO PRETEND THIS WHOLE THING NEVER HAPPENED. Brilliant plan, Ampora, such brilliant. Sorry Octavia, looks like he isn't going to be sticking around to see your super awesome resurrection technique!]
not here;
not here;