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[youngestone]

Who: Killian and Fil
When: July 9th
Where: Killian's bedroom
What: So while Killian got Kíli's pipe, Fil got the addiction to (and a pouch of) pipeweed. Killian also occasionally smokes. This is going to be fun.

[He's had the pipe for about a month now and he's been experimenting with it on and off. It was easy enough to explain to the guys running the shops that he already occasionally smoked and he'd gotten the pipe from a relative and was interested in trying it. The more Killian messed with it, the more and more familiar it felt. Apparently Kíli was a pipe-smoker. Huh.

He's messing with it today as he fucks around online, switching between YouTube, the Network, that one game with Madagascar and killing people with Disco Fever, and the spreadsheet he's made out to figure out just how much sleep he'd gain if he quit the stables.

Answer: a lot.]

Comments

[youngestone]

Dude, the last time I smoked before I pulsed the pipe back was when my dad showed up out of fucking no where. I got this, like, last month. Quit preaching!

[Once Fil gets back, Killian refills and lights his pipe so he can demonstrate how to smoke it to his brothercousin.]

Now, if you are hooked on this stuff do us all a favor and get your own pipe. And find someway to grow more of that stuff, it's not bad.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Fine, fine. Guess I can't say anything more myself if I'm trying this.

[Fil watches carefully on how Killian fills the pipe.]

I guess I'll have to if I get addicted. Still not going to do this more than once a week though, even if I am. Who the hell am I going to ask though? I don't know anyone.

[youngestone]

Ask the Network? Or maybe Uncle'd know someone or some place to get something close?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Start with Uncle. If he doesn't know, then the network. [Fil makes a gesture that's supposed to mean: pass over the pipe so I can give it a try now.]

[youngestone]

[And he does.]

You like the lobster I brought you?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

It's hilarious, thanks.

[Fil takes a tentative pull from the pipe and chokes on it immediately.]

[youngestone]

Careful, it's a learned thing.

[He takes it back from Fil so he can breath properly]

And hey, that was an expensive lobster!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[The kitten was staring Fil like she has no idea what to make of the odd sounds the human just made.

Fil is busy trying to get proper air back in his lungs again.]

I think I need a drink of water first. You could a chose an expensive non-lobster plushie.

[youngestone]

Water bottles under the bed.

[Don't ask why]

I had two options that didn't look like shit. One was the lobster and one was a lion. Lobster won the coin toss.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil bends over to fish one out and downs a quarter of it immediately.]

Fine, fine. You'll be glad to know it'll have a place of honour in my closet. Pass the pipe over, will you? Maybe this time I wont' choke on it.

[youngestone]

Aw, you do love me.

[Killian obliges, watching Fil carefully.]

Did I apologize for blaming you for the phone?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Second try at the pip went a lot better than the first in that he didn't choke on it again. It still tastes odd though.]

Nope you haven't. Who knew Hjalti was such a huge troll?

[youngestone]

Apparently he chucked water balloons at weddings before Mom happened! I wonder if there's pictures anywhere, because I'm not sure I believe him.

[He watches Fil, just in case he does something stupid and winds up choking again]

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil was making progressively less weird faces with each draw of the pipe.]

Ma might have some. I'll ask her next time I call. [He offers the pipe back to Killian because it WAS his pipe after all.]

[youngestone]

[He takes it back]

Thorir might too, or Gabriel if he went to Thorir's wedding. I still don't believe it, though.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

If someone has photographic or video proof, then we have to belief it. Besides, he owned up to planting that phone, didn't he? So he definitely has an evil streak in him.

[youngestone]

Oh I knew that before the phone. I swear he's more interested in getting me laid than I am!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

That's mostly him being a troll and not actually interested in getting details about it I think. [Fil picks up the water bottle from earlier and takes another drink from it before gesturing for the pipe to be passed back to him.]

Or you could try to horrify him with made-up details about it or something. I know if I had kids I wouldn't really want to know about their sex lives other than it was safe, sane and consensual.

[youngestone]

Man, if I wanna do that I just need to chuck that....folder of stuff written about me and Ariel. Which I am trying to forget is a thing.

[He hands the pipe back]

Ugh.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil rather regretted editing that piece for Isabella, even with all he smutty bits redacted. So he's also trying to forget it.]

She's nice. Just has some odd ideas. [He took another puff, then slowly blew out the smoke again, like he's seen in some of the old black and white movies.]

[youngestone]

Not even going to ask who "she" is. I have an idea but if I don't know I don't have to punch her.

[He chuckles at Fil's actions]

You sure you haven't done this before?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

She's just a natural troll. Fun to hang out with if it's not aimed at you.

[He grins and passes the pipe back.]

Nope. Saw a couple of really old movies that had people doing it though and thought I'd try it now.

[youngestone]

Coulda fooled me. I think Fíli was a smoker, too.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Probably, considering that it gave me this bag of stuff which is apparently meant for smoking and nothing else.

[youngestone]

[Shoulder pat]

No more nagging me for the rare occasion I smoke now!