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[youngestone]

Who: Killian and Fil
When: July 9th
Where: Killian's bedroom
What: So while Killian got Kíli's pipe, Fil got the addiction to (and a pouch of) pipeweed. Killian also occasionally smokes. This is going to be fun.

[He's had the pipe for about a month now and he's been experimenting with it on and off. It was easy enough to explain to the guys running the shops that he already occasionally smoked and he'd gotten the pipe from a relative and was interested in trying it. The more Killian messed with it, the more and more familiar it felt. Apparently Kíli was a pipe-smoker. Huh.

He's messing with it today as he fucks around online, switching between YouTube, the Network, that one game with Madagascar and killing people with Disco Fever, and the spreadsheet he's made out to figure out just how much sleep he'd gain if he quit the stables.

Answer: a lot.]

Comments

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[While Killian got the pipe, Fil was the one one who echo'd back the addiction and the pouch of pipeweed. Not that he even knew what pipeweed was; he didn't smoke and had never felt the urge to. That urge was there now, though he could never quite articulate what it actually was.

And right now the urge was back with a vengeance, and distracting himself with random internet sites, Netflix and that pile of reference books from the library was working. Giving up, he headed out of his room and towards Killian's. Maybe his cousinbrother would be up to distracting him from what it was he was feeling right now.]

Oi! You free right now?

[youngestone]

[He starts to say "yes, come in" but then Tuala decides she wants her daddy's attention and sits on his laptop]

Dammit, I was but then the furball decided to make it impossible to get up. Get in here and help me!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil goes right on in and kicks the door shut behind him.]

Can't handle your kid on your own? Has she forgiven you for your few days jaunt to Vegas yet?

[youngestone]

Yeah. I think she's at the "must make sure Daddy doesn't leave again" stage.

[He sets his pipe on the little bowl thing on his nightstand as he tries to move the decently-sized kitten off his laptop]

You stop shrinking yet?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil laughed and gave the kitten a scratch or two on the head, but his attention was caught by the pip and the bowl it was sitting on.]

Yeah. Had a celebratory drink over the weekend for it.

[youngestone]

[Killian finally shoves Tuala off his lap so he can stand and measure himself against his brother]

...Yikes.

[And flopping back on the bed! He reaches for his pipe]

I've been getting thicker, like my arms and stuff. Legs, too.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Killian was taller than him now.

Taller.

Fil wants another 'celebratory' drink.]

Yikes is a good word for it. Haven't noticed anything about getting thicker, but that's probably next. I can't waiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[youngestone]

[Killian offers a sympathetic shoulder pat before he settles back down on his bed. Tuala gets back in his lap, ignoring the smoke from his pipe]

Could be worse?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Ha! I suppose I could have gotten animal parts instead.

[Fil sniffs as the smoke from the pip and wrinkles his nose. There was something about it that was familiar....like it was poking at something he's been feeling already.]

Were you smoking indoors? C'mon, you could have at least gone to the yard.

[youngestone]

Window's open, fan's on, I don't smoke often enough to risk stinking up anything, and as far as I knew you were the only one home. In your room. Not complaining about the one bad sorta-habit I have.

[He makes a face]

Besides, I got the pipe from a pulse. Figured I might as well try it.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Funny, I got this bag of funny looking weed a while back. And ever since then I've been having weird feelings about it when I look at it.

[He wrinkles his nose again and reaches across to scratch at the kittens ears.

[youngestone]

Weird feelings? Bro, please tell me you were not plantsexual in your past life.

[He shoots Fil a cheeky grin before taking a puff of his pipe]

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[That gets Killian a smack on the back of the head.]

Don't be stupid. I mean I keep wanting to DO something with it. And I don't mean anything sexual!

[youngestone]

[Cackling because really, Fil walked right into that one]

Smoke it, maybe? That's generally what you do with plants, if you don't eat it.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Rolling his yes because fine, laugh it out at his expense.]

...roll it up like a cigar? Or with something like that pipe of yours? And I really don't want to get addicted to it.

[youngestone]

Dude, if you're getting weird urges just by looking at the stuff, you may not have a choice. I mean, it sucks but it wouldn't be the first time we've pulsed back stuff like that. It's really hard not to think of you as my brother now, after all.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil's had all that practice ignoring the fact he was/was going to shrink until he actually was. So he was trying to ignore this one too. He just looks resigned now.

Yeah, You might have a point. So how do you use that pipe anyway?

[youngestone]

Go get the stuff you pulsed back and I'll show you. Don't think you want to try this stuff.

[Killian puts his pipe out and starts to clean in as best he can]

Seeing how you were bitching at me for it.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

It smells awful AND it causes health problems like lung cancer. I don't see why anyone would want to try it.

[Fil shakes his head and heads off to his room. He was back within a few minutes, pouch of pipeweed in hand.]

At least this stuff doesn't smell bad.

[youngestone]

Dude, the last time I smoked before I pulsed the pipe back was when my dad showed up out of fucking no where. I got this, like, last month. Quit preaching!

[Once Fil gets back, Killian refills and lights his pipe so he can demonstrate how to smoke it to his brothercousin.]

Now, if you are hooked on this stuff do us all a favor and get your own pipe. And find someway to grow more of that stuff, it's not bad.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Fine, fine. Guess I can't say anything more myself if I'm trying this.

[Fil watches carefully on how Killian fills the pipe.]

I guess I'll have to if I get addicted. Still not going to do this more than once a week though, even if I am. Who the hell am I going to ask though? I don't know anyone.

[youngestone]

Ask the Network? Or maybe Uncle'd know someone or some place to get something close?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Start with Uncle. If he doesn't know, then the network. [Fil makes a gesture that's supposed to mean: pass over the pipe so I can give it a try now.]

[youngestone]

[And he does.]

You like the lobster I brought you?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

It's hilarious, thanks.

[Fil takes a tentative pull from the pipe and chokes on it immediately.]