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[youngestone]

Who: Killian and Fil
When: July 9th
Where: Killian's bedroom
What: So while Killian got Kíli's pipe, Fil got the addiction to (and a pouch of) pipeweed. Killian also occasionally smokes. This is going to be fun.

[He's had the pipe for about a month now and he's been experimenting with it on and off. It was easy enough to explain to the guys running the shops that he already occasionally smoked and he'd gotten the pipe from a relative and was interested in trying it. The more Killian messed with it, the more and more familiar it felt. Apparently Kíli was a pipe-smoker. Huh.

He's messing with it today as he fucks around online, switching between YouTube, the Network, that one game with Madagascar and killing people with Disco Fever, and the spreadsheet he's made out to figure out just how much sleep he'd gain if he quit the stables.

Answer: a lot.]

Comments

[youngestone]

Apparently he chucked water balloons at weddings before Mom happened! I wonder if there's pictures anywhere, because I'm not sure I believe him.

[He watches Fil, just in case he does something stupid and winds up choking again]

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil was making progressively less weird faces with each draw of the pipe.]

Ma might have some. I'll ask her next time I call. [He offers the pipe back to Killian because it WAS his pipe after all.]

[youngestone]

[He takes it back]

Thorir might too, or Gabriel if he went to Thorir's wedding. I still don't believe it, though.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

If someone has photographic or video proof, then we have to belief it. Besides, he owned up to planting that phone, didn't he? So he definitely has an evil streak in him.

[youngestone]

Oh I knew that before the phone. I swear he's more interested in getting me laid than I am!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

That's mostly him being a troll and not actually interested in getting details about it I think. [Fil picks up the water bottle from earlier and takes another drink from it before gesturing for the pipe to be passed back to him.]

Or you could try to horrify him with made-up details about it or something. I know if I had kids I wouldn't really want to know about their sex lives other than it was safe, sane and consensual.

[youngestone]

Man, if I wanna do that I just need to chuck that....folder of stuff written about me and Ariel. Which I am trying to forget is a thing.

[He hands the pipe back]

Ugh.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil rather regretted editing that piece for Isabella, even with all he smutty bits redacted. So he's also trying to forget it.]

She's nice. Just has some odd ideas. [He took another puff, then slowly blew out the smoke again, like he's seen in some of the old black and white movies.]

[youngestone]

Not even going to ask who "she" is. I have an idea but if I don't know I don't have to punch her.

[He chuckles at Fil's actions]

You sure you haven't done this before?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

She's just a natural troll. Fun to hang out with if it's not aimed at you.

[He grins and passes the pipe back.]

Nope. Saw a couple of really old movies that had people doing it though and thought I'd try it now.

[youngestone]

Coulda fooled me. I think Fíli was a smoker, too.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Probably, considering that it gave me this bag of stuff which is apparently meant for smoking and nothing else.

[youngestone]

[Shoulder pat]

No more nagging me for the rare occasion I smoke now!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Fine, fine. It'd be hypocritical for me to nag you if I start smoking myself.

It's like I'm picking up one bad habit after another these days.

[youngestone]

What other bad habits are you picking up?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

I got partly drunk while you were on your honeymoon with Ariel. [Fil makes a face.]

I'm pretty sure I said something terrible to Eugene, but I can't remember exactly what it was. I should probably apologize for it.

[youngestone]

Hey, you went from five-six to, like, four-five. Drunk is totally acceptable. You should still probably apologize, yeah.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

I never used to drink until I'm drunk. A beer or two is fine with friends, but deliberately getting that way? [Fil makes another face.]

It's easier to apologize if you know exactly what you're apologizing for. Drunken ramblings is kinda too broad a topic.

[youngestone]

Ask?

[Just saying.]

I mean obviously it wasn't bad enough to get you punched so I doubt he's too mad at you.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Good point.

I did survive the entire evening without getting punched even once so it couldn't have been completely awful. I can stand some teasing I guess.

[youngestone]

Aw, poor sensitive Fil, afraid of a little harmless teasing!

[Killian chuckles, taking a drag from hos pipe.]

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil snorts and reaches over to pluck the pipe from Killian's hands.]

Pot calling the kettle black.

[youngestone]

Oi, what's that supposed to mean? I can handle teasing just fine!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

You flailed so much. And there was so much denial.

[youngestone]

That was different. That was about...y'know.

[He gestures vaguely]

Besides, can you blame me for thinking that she didn't like me? I'm not exactly a catch.