video; +842 donuts

[the_fist]

[Gabriel was sitting at his computer in a wife beater with shorts. He turned on his webcam and pointed it directly at what looked to be a massive pile of plain fried donuts, his arms crossing as he looked from the pile to his computer screen over and over and over again.]

Hey, guys. Ever echo a ton of donuts before?

[He reached down, picked one up and then ate it whole, swallowing quickly enough that it was just one bite. He moved on and ate another one as he waited for responses.]

Comments

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[youngestone]

"I'm going to eat X number of donuts in under X minutes"?

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[the_fist]

I can get away with that!? Shouldn't I have a crazy nickname or something!? The LA Beast sounded cool, so I'd have to lead up to that!

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[youngestone]

I dunno, man, go with whatever sounds cool? Real name or otherwise.

[Someone is not creative]

Though really I'd use a nickname at least, not my real name if I were doing this for the internet.

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[the_fist]

Shhhhiitttttt, I can't think of anything! [He raised his hands up to his head and started tugging at his hair.

I dunno what to use! Quick, is there anything you notice about me right away that isn't donuts!?

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[youngestone]

You're kinda huge?

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[the_fist]

...Gabe the Giant?

[Not as great as Andre, but that's what he was working with.]

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[youngestone]

Catchy. That'll work.

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[the_fist]

Nahhhh. It doesn't have a musical sort of tone to it. Gabe the Great? The Great Gabe?

Gabe somethin'.

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[youngestone]

See, the Great Gabe makes me think of that old cartoon, the Grape Ape. I dunno why, but it does.

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[the_fist]

Grape Ape...? I've never heard of it! Is it super corny like that strip about the fat cat, or...?

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[youngestone]

It's a purple gorilla from the seventies or something. I think "corny" is in the job description.

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[the_fist]

Well... I don't wanna go with somethin' corny. Not like those Hanna Barbera cartoons, y'know?

Jeez, what's a cool cartoon bear or gorilla?

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[youngestone]

Yogi. Anyone that devoted to stealing picnic baskets is either cool or pathetic and I'm voting cool.

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[the_fist]

Dude, I flat out approve. I could probably get behind that, but it can't be too close...

'Yogabe Bear'?

Wait, I just thought of 'Yo Gabie Gabie'!

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[youngestone]

Isn't that a kid's show about food or something?

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[the_fist]

I dunno! Is it? My parents didn't let me watch TV as a kid!

They thought I'd get weird!

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[youngestone]

Pfft, TV doesn't make kids weird, they do that on their own.

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[the_fist]

Hey! I'm not naturally weird! This stuff is totally somebody else's fault.

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[youngestone]

[Dude you are totally weird]

Didn't say you were! Just said TV wasn't gonna make it worse.

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[the_fist]

Hnnn. But, that's totally callin' me weird...

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[youngestone]

Man, I was a Dwarf in a past life on a quest to slay a fucking dragon and my family now is insane. I am the last person to call anyone weird.

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[the_fist]

[Gabriel stared blank at the screen.]

Dude, that's awesome. That's the kinda echo I want!

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[youngestone]

Give it time. You'll probably get something epic.

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[the_fist]

Welllll, I can totally lift a freakin' truck, so that's pretty cool.

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[youngestone]

Maybe you should do strength things on YouTube, not food!