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[part_time_overlord]

So here's something I just found out that I think you all have the right to know but that I would greatly appreciate not getting leaked to the press or anything like that.

How to put this delicately...

I am literally Satan, the King of all Demons. Presumably the lord of Hell and adversary of Heaven too.

For what it's worth don't feel any desire to damn anyone's souls?

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[amajin]

Uhhhh... are you sure you weren't just reincarnated from someone who's super delusional?

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[oncedevil]

That's one hell of a resume.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

You could put it on your business card.

[jasminebloominginshadow]

Look, if this is because you secretly like "Detergent" unironically...

[pheromonecoffee]

Nice to meet you Satan. I am figuratively Orpheus, Master of Strings. I can't play an instrument. You're in good company.

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[shineonyou]

This shit's too intense for me.

[ex_extraordinary330]

I'm not sure the press would even know what to do with that one.

[wasthatmymom]

...Bro.

[sugarslice]

[ . . . ]

Do you have a weird bondage fetish, too?

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[alilyinthemoonslight]

We go away for a WEEKEND...

[part_time_overlord]

Evidence supports not being delusional.

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[part_time_overlord]

I don't think I'll be putting this on my resume. It wouldn't get me the kind of jobs I want.

[part_time_overlord]

I...could do that, yes.

Technically true.

[part_time_overlord]

No it's because I feed on human misery and anger. I assure you my love of Detergent is WHOLLY ironic.

[part_time_overlord]

I'm glad everyone's taking this so well.

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[part_time_overlord]

You and me both bro.

[pheromonecoffee]

I have a friend who's Thanatos, Personification of Death. It's pretty hard to get worked up about anything anymore.

So how's it feel, knowing yours is the kingdom of hell?

[part_time_overlord]

Of course they would. They'd trumpet that the prince of lies lives in New Jersey and I'd have the WBC protesting outside my apartment by sundown.

[part_time_overlord]

Yeah this shit is pretty fucked, yo.

[part_time_overlord]

What does THAT have to do with anything?

[part_time_overlord]

You were the rock of stability holding us all together, clearly.

[part_time_overlord]

I thought I'd be freaking out more than I am.

[mood2wiingiing]

lmao wtf seriously??

[pheromonecoffee]

It could be worse??? I mean. Do you know if Jesus is hanging around anywhere? That's kind of important.

[part_time_overlord]

I think there's some girl around who says she's ninja ghost jesus or something? I've never paid her that much attention.