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[part_time_overlord]

So here's something I just found out that I think you all have the right to know but that I would greatly appreciate not getting leaked to the press or anything like that.

How to put this delicately...

I am literally Satan, the King of all Demons. Presumably the lord of Hell and adversary of Heaven too.

For what it's worth don't feel any desire to damn anyone's souls?

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[oncedevil]

That's one hell of a resume.

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[part_time_overlord]

I don't think I'll be putting this on my resume. It wouldn't get me the kind of jobs I want.

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[oncedevil]

Probably not. Doesn't usually bode well for customer service I imagine. Complaints department, maybe?

[part_time_overlord]

I think if you want to maximize corny irony, it would have to be lawyer or tech support.

[oncedevil]

Tech support's not generally evil, just impatient assholes. Lawyer would be just about perfect.

[part_time_overlord]

Which is a problem, as I wasn't planning on becoming a lawyer.

I'm thinking about business management, though, which is at least a little evil.

[oncedevil]

Business man works too. I know more than a few people who think they're the devil. Or hey, a politician!

[part_time_overlord]

I wonder if the american public would put up with the devil in the White House?

[oncedevil]

They haven't already voted him in several times over?

[part_time_overlord]

Then I'm a shoe-in winner. My campaign slogan will be "The honesty America deserves in its evil."

[oncedevil]

Hey, if you can hold up the honesty bit then you're already doing better than most! Frankly some might say you'd be an improvement.

shaky, but indignant handwriting

[umbrael]

excuse u

[oncedevil]

Huh?

[umbrael]

meant the other guy
but w/e, IT suprt.
isnt evil

you want evil
just answer some
IT calls urself

[oncedevil]

You alright, dude?

No thanks, wouldn't even know where to start. Besides, like I told him, I think lawyers and politicians are more suited to the evil gig.

[umbrael]

[The writing is clumsy and cramped, like he's trying to write in a small space with a large font he apparently can't really control.]

long story,
shot answr.: no

Right I was-
replying to the
other guy.

lawyers + polit.
def. make more
sense there.

[oncedevil]

[It doesn't seem to be working too well for him. Maybe he should try the dirt method like Tony did? It works pretty well.]

Immediate danger no, or irritating yet unavoidable situation no?

Sorry, got confused.

Right? And businessmen, don't forget businessmen.

[umbrael]

[Ha, funny story, that - he is writing in dirt, with a stick in his mouth. That's part of the problem, anyway, the other part being he's kind of massive and in a body he's completely unused to, which is making the experience more fun. Instead of writing all that out, though, Doyle just writes this:]

the 2nd one


thats fine w/e


ha yes, them too
the stories i
could tell

[oncedevil]

[Oh, well. Yes that does make things more difficult then. Dinosaurs don't talk very well do they?]

Ah, well in that case sorry to hear it. I can't offer much but I dunno, you need some help or something I might be able to lend a hand.

Oh? I'd ask, but it's looking like you're having a hard time with this writing thing.

[part_time_overlord]

My sympathy has been eroded by multiple instances of being on hold for an hour and then hung up on.

[umbrael]

look

YOU listen to someone
flagrantly and stupidly
fail to follow your
directions or listen
+ then yell at you
for it + try
to be nice

[a pause before he adds a follow up:]

ok well we may be
talking about
different tech guys
here but it still aint
their fault they got
to deal w/ BS on
both ends of the phone

[part_time_overlord]

I'm not saying it's not a shitty job.

I'm just saying.

Fucking tech support calls, man. They are the worst.

[umbrael]

you're the worst

[that's it that's the retort]

[part_time_overlord]

Satan, remember?