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[wasthatmymom]

Hey, fellow people with the memories about the giant naked people eating regular sized people. I'm tired of all you zipping up and down like the glorious assholes that you are while I'm just hanging out over here being chopped liver. So you're gonna tell me everything that you remember about me, your main man Connie Springer. And if you don't remember me, you're gonna tell me about things that might have involved me.

Yeah, I admit that I haven't gotten echoes at...quite the speed you guys have, but that's all changing today! Connie Springer is gonna level up in badass!

...Oh and, uh, for everyone else, I mean, I don't want to make anyone feel left out...Tell me about your most embarrassing high school story. Or just give me a run down on anything I may have missed over the last week that I should know about. Either works.

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[shortspoken]

Are you aware of what you're asking?
Do you really want to know the horrific details your peers have uncovered?
I can tell you that it won't be pretty.

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[wasthatmymom]

durrrrrr

I wouldn't be asking otherwise

i m stuck in this sitch anyway i may as well get on ur level

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[shortspoken]

Alright. But don't say I didn't warn you.
I remember Past Connie.
Or as we used to call him, "the bait."

[ ELLIE NO ]

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[dead_black_eyes]

Embarrassing high school stories? Come on, that's no good unless you're willing to deliver first.

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[wasthatmymom]

im not embarrassed easily but one time I tried to burp the alphabet and just ended up puking on my desk

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[dead_black_eyes]

[OK that's actually pretty funny. Or would be, if L had any kind of sense of humor about this kind of thing.]

One time... I was at a high school. This kid asked if I had a girlfriend and my uncle made a really big deal about how inappropriate it was.

The thing is, if he hadn't overreacted, I would have had a perfectly good forum to just say "your mom". It might have even gained me some respect and admiration.

[drama8om8]

You go to Locke High, right?
So did you ever hear a8out the incident with the girl and the hairdryer in the 8oys' 8athroom?
The one where the foreign exhange student lost an eye8row and the vice principal had to take time off sick?

That was me.

[wasthatmymom]

wow so much for being madam cool huh

[drama8om8]

I'M STILL COOL.
Most people don't even know it was me! Since One Eye8row Rodrigo was too traumatised to tell any8ody.
So this is 8etween us!

[wirsinddiejager]

sorry man I dont remember anything about you.

[wasthatmymom]

....are you sure

i mean i was probably a big hero right

you gotta remember me

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[guitar_case_vagabond]

[What? No, wait, fuck the high school stories.]

Giant naked people? What the fuck?

[She's... she's new.]

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[wasthatmymom]

Dude, get with the times.

There's a faction of people who's "echo" memories involve a world overrun with naked giants who eat people. I am one of those people. Nice to meet you

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

Are you sure you want memories about giant naked people eating other regular people? It sounds disgusting.

[wasthatmymom]

are u sure U want memories of whatever lame world u come from??

i gotta keep up, cant get left behind

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[thebartech]

[ooooh shit that giants-eating-people thing was absolutely true holy shit. You know what he is not even gonna touch that]

Only got some high school prank stories here from way back. Like waaaay back.

Dunno if you ever heard about the goat on the roof of the gym but that was me and some guys

Embarrassing part was them trying to get down, thought they could rappel down like rock climbers

Except without rope

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[wasthatmymom]

that sounds less like a "haha funny" story and more like a "three of my friends died" story

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[enguarding]

[ Noah wonders if he should address the whole giant naked people thing, but decides... no. No, let's not. ]

Most embarrassing high school story? Huh, well. One time I lost a bet and had to wear my sister's blouse to school. Which really wasn't that embarrassing, just sort of awkward.

What was embarrassing was asking out a girl while in my sister's blouse, having her say yes, but then have it turn out she only agreed because she thought I was a girl. Yeah, that was embarrassing.

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[wasthatmymom]

oh SNAP

probably should have waited until the next day, bro.

just couldnt control your libido huh smh





realtalk tho blouses are pretty comfortable

like

in the situation in which youre forced to wear them

my family is poor i had to wear a lot of hand-me-downs ok

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[dirtdevil]

nope, sorry. i think between your inane commentary and your massive-ass 'fro i'd remember you, even if i only met you one time. then again the only one of you kids i really remember is alan, and neither of those memories is very pleasant to think about.

which is to say, i hope you weren't involved in those events, because they are unfortunate enough as i remember them already.

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[wasthatmymom]

thats nice of u at least

usually it would be like

"i wish you were run over by an errant tractor" or some shit

r u finally warming up to moi???

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[siesinddasessen]

I'm not sure if there's anything that your former self was that your current one isn't.

Except for hairless.

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[wasthatmymom]

whatchu talkin bout jack

btw who is this

is it jack?

imma call u jack

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[honestopinion]

Connie Springer? .... I know that name. Or, I mean, Jean knews that name. Did your past life guy know Jean?

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[wasthatmymom]

Idk I don't remember a lot of names, just faces, and even those are pretty scarce

well...

hmmm

lemme rub my brain real quick and try to remember