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[wasthatmymom]

Hey, fellow people with the memories about the giant naked people eating regular sized people. I'm tired of all you zipping up and down like the glorious assholes that you are while I'm just hanging out over here being chopped liver. So you're gonna tell me everything that you remember about me, your main man Connie Springer. And if you don't remember me, you're gonna tell me about things that might have involved me.

Yeah, I admit that I haven't gotten echoes at...quite the speed you guys have, but that's all changing today! Connie Springer is gonna level up in badass!

...Oh and, uh, for everyone else, I mean, I don't want to make anyone feel left out...Tell me about your most embarrassing high school story. Or just give me a run down on anything I may have missed over the last week that I should know about. Either works.

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[wasthatmymom]

GET OUT

GET OUT OF TOWN GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWNM I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE MY DICK YOUR HJPIEEJHURFJRU

Please...........please just tell me ur lying......

[shortspoken]

Okay. I'm lying.

Or am I?

 

 

 

(Yes. I am.)

[wasthatmymom]

FUCK YOU THIS IS SERIOUS

[shortspoken]

But if you won't appreciate a dick-based joke, who will?
But alright. Serious talk.
I don't remember you yet. Who do you remember from the group so far?
We might be able to piece together something relevant.

[wasthatmymom]

THATS NOT A JOKE ITS CONNIE CRUELTY

i remember fighting the bdg's (big dickless giants) in the middle of some weirdass victorian type city

people were dying and for some reason we all went to some tower? idk...

and another time i remember chasing down ryan. well he was a titan at the time. and he was running away from us and i was beggin and pleadin for him to stop but he wouldnt...

[shortspoken]

I remember fighting in the city. I don't remember chasing down Ryan at any point, though. Annie must have been busy painting her nails.
I'll try and concentrate on things that might be useful. Do you remember training for the army?
Either with the 3DMG or hand-to-hand combat?
We had to try and disarm each other.
When I remembered that, I got back some of my old moves. The same might happen to you.

[wasthatmymom]

hmmm not really cant say i can

maybe if u showed me some of ur moves.....

*wink wonk*

id remember

[shortspoken]

Why are you winking at me