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[wasthatmymom]

Hey, fellow people with the memories about the giant naked people eating regular sized people. I'm tired of all you zipping up and down like the glorious assholes that you are while I'm just hanging out over here being chopped liver. So you're gonna tell me everything that you remember about me, your main man Connie Springer. And if you don't remember me, you're gonna tell me about things that might have involved me.

Yeah, I admit that I haven't gotten echoes at...quite the speed you guys have, but that's all changing today! Connie Springer is gonna level up in badass!

...Oh and, uh, for everyone else, I mean, I don't want to make anyone feel left out...Tell me about your most embarrassing high school story. Or just give me a run down on anything I may have missed over the last week that I should know about. Either works.

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[wasthatmymom]

dude thats not embarassing at all you need 2 work on ur stories

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[dead_black_eyes]

It wasn't really clear that my uncle was there, in person, at the school, shouting at this kid in front of everyone. Was it.

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[wasthatmymom]

slightly better but id still give it a C- on the EMB scale (thas embarrassment scale)

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[dead_black_eyes]

What if I told you my uncle was always with me, and that I didn't actually ever go to school without him there?

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[wasthatmymom]

ok thats a little better

y tho

arent uncles like, the most forbidden type of family member to go near schools?"

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[dead_black_eyes]

I never actually attended school. But I started visiting them to talk to chess clubs when I was eight, and my uncle was just always with me to make sure I was safe.

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[wasthatmymom]

bro...that's just upsetting.

you're upsetting the con man how does that make you feel

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[dead_black_eyes]

It shouldn't be upsetting. You just asked for 'embarrassing.'

Is that a play on your name? 'Con Man?'

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[wasthatmymom]

yea but its not the ha ha embarrassing its the omg r u okay embarrassing

also yes

yes it is

clever rite

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[dead_black_eyes]

I'm OK. I was a grandmaster when I was ten.

I think it just makes you sound dishonest...

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[wasthatmymom]

if u kno my name u get the joke its not a federal issue

so what ur some kind of prodigidy?

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[dead_black_eyes]

Yes, I was. But prodigies are only really a big deal when they're little and cute. I'm neither, anymore.