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[wasthatmymom]

Hey, fellow people with the memories about the giant naked people eating regular sized people. I'm tired of all you zipping up and down like the glorious assholes that you are while I'm just hanging out over here being chopped liver. So you're gonna tell me everything that you remember about me, your main man Connie Springer. And if you don't remember me, you're gonna tell me about things that might have involved me.

Yeah, I admit that I haven't gotten echoes at...quite the speed you guys have, but that's all changing today! Connie Springer is gonna level up in badass!

...Oh and, uh, for everyone else, I mean, I don't want to make anyone feel left out...Tell me about your most embarrassing high school story. Or just give me a run down on anything I may have missed over the last week that I should know about. Either works.

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[shortspoken]

Are you aware of what you're asking?
Do you really want to know the horrific details your peers have uncovered?
I can tell you that it won't be pretty.

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[wasthatmymom]

durrrrrr

I wouldn't be asking otherwise

i m stuck in this sitch anyway i may as well get on ur level

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[shortspoken]

Alright. But don't say I didn't warn you.
I remember Past Connie.
Or as we used to call him, "the bait."

[ ELLIE NO ]

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[wasthatmymom]

ba...it....?

i was BAIT!?

[shortspoken]

Yes.
We used to tie you to a long stick and hang you over the edge of the walls to lure titans over to our location. While they were busy trying to eat you, everyone else got busy killing them.
If it's any consolation, you were very effective bait. At least until your accident.

[Text]

[dead_black_eyes]

Embarrassing high school stories? Come on, that's no good unless you're willing to deliver first.

[wasthatmymom]

accident!? dude no...no way....

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[wasthatmymom]

im not embarrassed easily but one time I tried to burp the alphabet and just ended up puking on my desk

[shortspoken]

I'm afraid so. You were never quite the same afterwards. A titan managed to get high enough to bite you a little, and... well...
You didn't make it out fully intact, shall we say. You lost a little something.
Have you ever wondered why you are so obsessed with dicks in this life?
I'm just asking, of course. It's completely unrelated to The Accident. Really.

[drama8om8]

You go to Locke High, right?
So did you ever hear a8out the incident with the girl and the hairdryer in the 8oys' 8athroom?
The one where the foreign exhange student lost an eye8row and the vice principal had to take time off sick?

That was me.

[wasthatmymom]

NO FUCK YOU

FCUK YO NAND YOUR LIES

LIAR

[shortspoken]

I'm sorry to have to be the one to break the news.
This must be very difficult for you.
Try not to worry. It won't be as big of a deal in this world as it was in your past life.
You can probably find a decent prosthetic when you inevitably echo back your previous state.

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[dead_black_eyes]

[OK that's actually pretty funny. Or would be, if L had any kind of sense of humor about this kind of thing.]

One time... I was at a high school. This kid asked if I had a girlfriend and my uncle made a really big deal about how inappropriate it was.

The thing is, if he hadn't overreacted, I would have had a perfectly good forum to just say "your mom". It might have even gained me some respect and admiration.

[wasthatmymom]

wow so much for being madam cool huh

[drama8om8]

I'M STILL COOL.
Most people don't even know it was me! Since One Eye8row Rodrigo was too traumatised to tell any8ody.
So this is 8etween us!

[wasthatmymom]

GET OUT

GET OUT OF TOWN GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWNM I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE MY DICK YOUR HJPIEEJHURFJRU

Please...........please just tell me ur lying......

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[wasthatmymom]

dude thats not embarassing at all you need 2 work on ur stories

[Text]

[dead_black_eyes]

It wasn't really clear that my uncle was there, in person, at the school, shouting at this kid in front of everyone. Was it.

[wasthatmymom]

ohhhh shit ur reputation rests purely on the con man springer....heavy, bro.

Don't worry I won't blackmail u tho

im all about embarrassing secrets and chicken nuggets and I'm all out of chicken nuggets

[wirsinddiejager]

sorry man I dont remember anything about you.

[drama8om8]

If you are all a8out the secrets then O8VIOUSLY you should trade one of your own!
A super em8arrassing one. Go!
(And not the 8arfing one you told the other guy that I already snooped on, I don't want sloppy secretseconds)

[shortspoken]

Okay. I'm lying.

Or am I?

 

 

 

(Yes. I am.)

[wasthatmymom]

FUCK YOU THIS IS SERIOUS

[shortspoken]

But if you won't appreciate a dick-based joke, who will?
But alright. Serious talk.
I don't remember you yet. Who do you remember from the group so far?
We might be able to piece together something relevant.

[wasthatmymom]

THATS NOT A JOKE ITS CONNIE CRUELTY

i remember fighting the bdg's (big dickless giants) in the middle of some weirdass victorian type city

people were dying and for some reason we all went to some tower? idk...

and another time i remember chasing down ryan. well he was a titan at the time. and he was running away from us and i was beggin and pleadin for him to stop but he wouldnt...