[Mission 1 - Written neatly in the dirt. No, really.]

[oncedevil]

Well isn't this a surprise? You know, taking hallucinogens wasn't on my to-do list for the near future, but I guess everyone makes mistakes every now and then. I've learned a valuable lesson today: when someone hands you some funky hippy water full of leaves that they insist is good for you, don't drink it.

So, since I'm suddenly the Dirt Whisperer, how about you regale me with your earthy wisdom while I sit in the park and enjoy the trip? Let's kill some time before this wears off and I end up with the nastiest hangover I've ever had.

Here, I'll start with some easy questions:

Why is the sky blue? What's the meaning of life? What language does Mister Mumbles speak when he yells at people walking by? And most importantly, what the hell is going on?

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voice;

[ursoreckless]

Trapped in the mines and bleeding, I guess.

voice;

[oncedevil]

Yeah I guess that'd do it. He end up getting help?

voice;

[ursoreckless]

Yah, we got him outta there.

text;

[oncedevil]

This is seriously some kind of super hero shtick, heroic rescues and all.

voice;

[ursoreckless]

Now you're getting the hang of the network.

voice;

[oncedevil]

You've got the wrong guy, I'm not cut out for this sort of thing. There's not a heroic bone in me.

voice;

[ursoreckless]

I'm not the one that dragged you into this. And I know what it's like not having a heroic bone yet this thing makes it easier to save people. Not because it's right, but because we're the only ones that can save each other from this shit.

text;

[oncedevil]

I know, man, I'm just kind of venting in general. I don't remember signing up for this shit.

This is way too much to swallow all at once, you know?

voice;

[ursoreckless]

It's cool. I don't remember anything important until I was singing a song I never heard before.

It is; I just wish that the trolls we've got wouldn't troll people that much.

text;

[oncedevil]

Are you saying that we did sign up for it somehow? Or just how we'll remember shit we haven't actually done?

The trolls?

voice;

[ursoreckless]

We'll remember shit that we never really done before and of places that never really exists in the world.

People who like teasing other people.

text;

[oncedevil]

If that's the case things are gonna get really hard to keep up with really fast.

You sure you're sure I'm not imagining all of this? This seems like a thing I'd imagine.

Ah. Why would you do that, though? This is disorienting enough without added annoyance.

voice;

[ursoreckless]

Keep a notebook or something to write stuff down in. It helps a little.

People get bored.

text;

[oncedevil]

Yeah, I'm gonna have to do that. But if I lose my notebook then I'll be really screwed.

...Good point. In that case I might end up guilty of the same thing, oops.

voice;

[ursoreckless]

Do you have a smartphone or a phone that'll take notes?

When I get bored, some poor drunken frat boys end up trying to hit on guys in drag.

voice;

[oncedevil]

Just a cheap pay for time phone, doesn't really have features like that.

Man, you sure know how to make your own fun don't you, dude?

voice;

[ursoreckless]

Then I guess making yourself crib notes is what you gotta do.

Better to make my own fun instead of waiting on everyone else trying to make up their minds if it's movies or bar crawling.

text;

[oncedevil]

I'll get a notebook.

Can't argue with that logic. Say, what's your name? Or what do you go by?

voice;

[ursoreckless]

On here? Sundance.

text;

[oncedevil]

Haha, you're kidding right?

You're not kidding are you.

Alright, Sundance it is. Is that from something I swear that name belongs in some sort of cartoon about friendship or something...

voice;

[ursoreckless]

Eh, I always figured it's like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

text;

[oncedevil]

Ah-hah, that makes more sense now. Lot more impressive at any rate.

text;

[ursoreckless]

yeah cowboy outlaws in the wild west so much more my speed

text;

[oncedevil]

Hah, well you've got good taste, I'll give you that. If I wake up tomorrow and this still isn't a hallucination, I'm sure I'll be seeing you around on the network, Sundance.

voice;

[ursoreckless]

No doubt you will. Take it easy and try not to fall asleep in the dirt, okay?