[Mission 1 - Written neatly in the dirt. No, really.]

[oncedevil]

Well isn't this a surprise? You know, taking hallucinogens wasn't on my to-do list for the near future, but I guess everyone makes mistakes every now and then. I've learned a valuable lesson today: when someone hands you some funky hippy water full of leaves that they insist is good for you, don't drink it.

So, since I'm suddenly the Dirt Whisperer, how about you regale me with your earthy wisdom while I sit in the park and enjoy the trip? Let's kill some time before this wears off and I end up with the nastiest hangover I've ever had.

Here, I'll start with some easy questions:

Why is the sky blue? What's the meaning of life? What language does Mister Mumbles speak when he yells at people walking by? And most importantly, what the hell is going on?

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voice;

[ursoreckless]

Do you have a smartphone or a phone that'll take notes?

When I get bored, some poor drunken frat boys end up trying to hit on guys in drag.

voice;

[oncedevil]

Just a cheap pay for time phone, doesn't really have features like that.

Man, you sure know how to make your own fun don't you, dude?

voice;

[ursoreckless]

Then I guess making yourself crib notes is what you gotta do.

Better to make my own fun instead of waiting on everyone else trying to make up their minds if it's movies or bar crawling.

text;

[oncedevil]

I'll get a notebook.

Can't argue with that logic. Say, what's your name? Or what do you go by?

voice;

[ursoreckless]

On here? Sundance.

text;

[oncedevil]

Haha, you're kidding right?

You're not kidding are you.

Alright, Sundance it is. Is that from something I swear that name belongs in some sort of cartoon about friendship or something...

voice;

[ursoreckless]

Eh, I always figured it's like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

text;

[oncedevil]

Ah-hah, that makes more sense now. Lot more impressive at any rate.

text;

[ursoreckless]

yeah cowboy outlaws in the wild west so much more my speed

text;

[oncedevil]

Hah, well you've got good taste, I'll give you that. If I wake up tomorrow and this still isn't a hallucination, I'm sure I'll be seeing you around on the network, Sundance.

voice;

[ursoreckless]

No doubt you will. Take it easy and try not to fall asleep in the dirt, okay?

text;

[oncedevil]

Hah, no promises. But thanks, dude.