[Mission 1 - Written neatly in the dirt. No, really.]

[oncedevil]

Well isn't this a surprise? You know, taking hallucinogens wasn't on my to-do list for the near future, but I guess everyone makes mistakes every now and then. I've learned a valuable lesson today: when someone hands you some funky hippy water full of leaves that they insist is good for you, don't drink it.

So, since I'm suddenly the Dirt Whisperer, how about you regale me with your earthy wisdom while I sit in the park and enjoy the trip? Let's kill some time before this wears off and I end up with the nastiest hangover I've ever had.

Here, I'll start with some easy questions:

Why is the sky blue? What's the meaning of life? What language does Mister Mumbles speak when he yells at people walking by? And most importantly, what the hell is going on?

Comments

text;

[ursoreckless]

yeah cowboy outlaws in the wild west so much more my speed

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[oncedevil]

Hah, well you've got good taste, I'll give you that. If I wake up tomorrow and this still isn't a hallucination, I'm sure I'll be seeing you around on the network, Sundance.

voice;

[ursoreckless]

No doubt you will. Take it easy and try not to fall asleep in the dirt, okay?

text;

[oncedevil]

Hah, no promises. But thanks, dude.