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[After going through the network a bit Maggie is well. A touch unsettled. More than a touch, really. This is voice only since she isn't about to go showing her face off to anyone. She's booted up a voice modifier on her laptop for extra caution--though that may make it a touch difficult to differentiate between the two people speaking.]

So. This isn't the first time my friend and I have come across this thing. Personally speaking I was a little freaked out about it.

[ Kavi is not much better off. he has no issue with the extra precautions taken. they do not know what this is really all about. no reason to take further risks by revealing their identities so quickly. ]

Not to mention that everything that we've read so far is... It's a little hard to believe it's not some elaborate prank or hoax.

Given how this [What to even refer to it as] network? Is accessed, and some of the things we have read we've been able to figure out that it isn't so. So I guess what we're seeking are answers, if anyone is willing to share them.

Answers and maybe assurance that we are not losing our minds. [ chuckle. this is nerve wracking! ]

Yea that. That would be nice. [Her laugh is more just a unsure huff.]

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Have you 8een watching the news l8ly?
8ecause if so you may kiiiiiiiind of have seen some 8ig news story a8out a cool teenage terrorist couple who 8roke out of jail, and who are now on the run from the law.
And you may have thought that was a pretty weird thing for two incredi8ly hot teenagers to do!
And you may ALSO now 8e talking to one of them, and that might explain a few things a8out how incredi8ly real this shit is.
(It is very real. The most real! This shit is a8solutely as real as it gets.)

I heard about it, but I can't say I saw the report itself.

[A part of her is a bit incredulous--it doesn't seem like something that someone would go around announcing. Then again compared to the other things she has been hearing about this falls pretty low on the unbelievability scale. That and it kinda makes her smile because it does sound like it's coming from a teenager.]

How about you fill me in on this incredible tale? [No harm buttering them up a bit]

Not much to fill in that wasn't on the news, 8ro!
Except that me and Alan 8n't terrorists. O8viously.
We got arrested 8ecause we were investig8ting Tuning Towers. 8ecause there's shady shit going on there! I think that is in the FAQ.
So they took us to the st8tion and held us in custody for DAYS and threatened to kill us like they killed this one lady called Candy that we used to know! SO lame.
Then we 8roke out and it was incredi8ly 8adass and cool! 8ut now we can't go home and we have to hide forever, which is at least 8 different kinds of 8ullshit.

[...maybe not so humorous. She ought to see if she can find a video of the news that day.]

Yes, I read it. It didn't mention that woman had been killed, at least not up until what I read. How did you manage to esape?

Yeah, no8ody talks a8out Candy much. She died, like. Months ago.
So I guess lots of people forgot her already? Or just never knew in the first place.
WOW th8t's depr8ssing! H8ha.
So uh. Yeah. Candy is 8ld news, the 8r8kout is new news. Which may 8e why you didn't read a8out her yet. And stuff.

As for escaping, I mind controlled my past-life-8rother Karson into posting an SOS here!
And then I masterminded an ela8or8te and cunning escape plan that got us out with a8solutely no casualties or anything.
I am kind of incredi8ly gr8 at plans! Plans and plots and schemes. Yeah!!!!!!!!

[Yea, that does. Maggie still thinks of herself as apart from this whole mess and she feels bad for this unknown woman.

The mindcontrol bit though that. That nearly takes the cake. Just when she thought she was beginning to get a grasp on everything that, magical robot girls, and reincarnation gets thrown at her.

That this person mentions Karson also doesn't go unnoticed. At least she can fact check some stuff with him. Surfing through the network some more wouldn't hurt.]

Mind control? How exactly does that work?

It works 8y fairy magic!!!!!!!! Or that is the current working theory.
I can make people do all kinds of shit! It is pretty fucking neat. [O8ligatory disclaimer that I am 8eing very responsi8le with my incredi8ly exploita8le dangerous power goes here, 8lah 8lah.]

[While she still can't help but worry (because mind control what) a small part of her can't help but be charmed.]

Was this something you got from an echo?

No, it was a gift from Santa last Christmas. This year I am getting the power of flight! It will 8e so gr8.

Meaning DUH it was an echo! Lol.
ALL the weird stuff around here is! You learn to get used to it. Some8ody has hideous ro8olim8s? Echo. Someone else is an actual Jesus? ECHO.
(And just fyi I can already fly and it is hells of 8adass wow.)

So now religious figures are coming into this?

[No....no. This might just lead down the road to an existential crisis. She is too young for that, still]

Uh. Kind of?
Me and Karson were co-Jesuses in our past lives.
Fairy pir8 alien co-Jesuses.

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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDYYYYYY-- [ sob sob sob ]

I MEAN SHE'S NOT DEAD HAHA SHERMAN SAID HE SENT HER TO HAWAII WOW SHE IS HELLS OF ALIVE HAHAHAHAHahahaa.

[ Uh ]

I'm sorry. Was she someone you knew?

[ CRIES INCOHERENTLY 5EVER BUT IM TRASH AND DONT HAVE ICONS RIGHT NOW TO EXPRESS IT ]

[THIS IS SO AWKWARD. HOW DOES SHE COMFORT HER NEIGHBORS NEPHEW OVER THE THE CONSPIRACY NETWORK OVER THE DEATH OF SOMEONE SHE DOESN'T KNOW?]

I'm. Sorry to hear that.

So are we to trust the juvenile terrorist?

NOT ACTUALLY A REAL TERRORIST WOW GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
Do I seem like the kind of asshole who would run around 8lowing shit up over 8ullshit environmental concerns or whatever?
No!
No I do not.
We were framed! 8ecause the cops are trying to kill all us num8er people. All of us! You too now. Have fun with that. ::::|

First of all, I don't know who you are at all, now do I? How can I know if you are the type to blow whatever up.

Secondly, you are the one that is essentially bragging about it. That does not give a good impression of your character to anyone.

What I do understand is that no, the news was more than likely a lie to conceal the truth. That I do believe.

Wow, way to 8e a super weenie 8uzzkill.
What kind of teenagers do you know that WOULD get involved in terrorist activities? NO8ODY IS WHO.
Unless you like. DO know people like that. In which I stand corrected, 8ut you are still kind of a huge 8uzzkill weenie.

Congrats on recognising that the news was total 8ullshit, though! You are catching up already. I am so incredi8ly proud of you! >:::;D

...Clearly you have never ventured into Gary, Indiana.

[ Gary and Calumet are scary shit, man. DO NOT EVER GO THERE ALONE. EVERRRRR. ]

And frankly it's my job to be a buzzkill.

Jo8, schmo8! You 8n't at work here, 8ro. Relaaaaaaaax! And quit with the 8uzzkilling and the fussing and the meddling.
My 8uzz is unkilla8le. It is immortal and perfect and pure!
And I don't actually think you can 8e a professional 8uzzkill anyway. I am pretty sure that is a8solutely not a thing.

[ Kavi is taking a moment to 1) bicker with his nephew and 2) read over Maggie's shoulder. ]

Is what you told my friend about the breakout true?

Um, duh! Of course it is true. All of it. I don't know what you've heard, 8ut I 8n't a liar! A8out important shit, anyway.
Which 8it in particular were you wondering a8out? I can give more deets! Lots of deets. All the deets!

How did you manage no casualties?

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