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[After going through the network a bit Maggie is well. A touch unsettled. More than a touch, really. This is voice only since she isn't about to go showing her face off to anyone. She's booted up a voice modifier on her laptop for extra caution--though that may make it a touch difficult to differentiate between the two people speaking.]

So. This isn't the first time my friend and I have come across this thing. Personally speaking I was a little freaked out about it.

[ Kavi is not much better off. he has no issue with the extra precautions taken. they do not know what this is really all about. no reason to take further risks by revealing their identities so quickly. ]

Not to mention that everything that we've read so far is... It's a little hard to believe it's not some elaborate prank or hoax.

Given how this [What to even refer to it as] network? Is accessed, and some of the things we have read we've been able to figure out that it isn't so. So I guess what we're seeking are answers, if anyone is willing to share them.

Answers and maybe assurance that we are not losing our minds. [ chuckle. this is nerve wracking! ]

Yea that. That would be nice. [Her laugh is more just a unsure huff.]

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You are definitely spending way too much time with Karson.

8ecause Karson is my legit past-life-may8e-this-life 8rother, who the fuck are you.
The fuck is you?
Who is you fuck.
Fuck is you who.

His "this life" uncle, perhaps?

On which side?
Are we may8e-rel8ted?
Do you keep up with Mr. Valenti's 8oinking ha8its?
Do you happen to know for sure if he made 8a8ies with Tara Serket or if he is just in the ha8it of yelling at ALL random pictures of ladies that people show him???????? ::::Ia

I try to avoid that man as much as physically possible, thank you. Thankfully, I am not related to him.

Wow, dude, calm your h8te8oner. Is this a rival yaois thing?

It's a "my sister could have done better" sort of thing.

So let me get this str8.
Karson essentially has a family history of dudes interfering in their sisters' romantic lives and getting all shouty and h8tey a8out it, and may8e flipping a shit or two?

This explains so many of my pro8lems. All my pro8lems.

I think we just have a family history of romantic problems in general. Except for my parents, of course.

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DON'T TALK DOWN ABOUT MY DAD.

Does the phrase "I do what I want" mean anything to you?

does the phrase "I WILL PUT YOU IN THE GROUND" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!

No, because I doubt that you could if push came to shove.

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he's a fuck, that's who.

Have you ever witnessed what happens when you insert some Tylenol into a hotdog and then feed it to a Scottie?

i have a gun. i will shoot you.

Oh yes. That will certainly help you avoid being caught by the police.

i will shoot them too.
and then shoot your dead body some more.

You are so convincing. I'm simply quivering in terror.

i will literally kill the entire world just to get to you if you so much as pet my dog too aggressively.

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Which flavour? Chucklefuck? Dum8fuck? Complete fuck? Fuck-up? Regular type?

every flavor.
a terrible conglomeration of flavors that would make every cook on the cooking channel weep in horror at the mere thought.
he is so many forms of fuck, the basic human mind can't comprehend the magic and the mystery of his fuckery.
his fuck is limitless and infinite; it's a frozen star.
the more and more you observe of it, the slower perceived time moves for you.
millions of people will watch as your movements slow exponentially until a graph is destroyed and a geometry teacher is murdered and your movements stop.
he is the ultimate fuck.

Idk he seems like too much of a weenie to 8e THAT im8ued with fuckery?
Like he seems more LAME than outright o8jectiona8le. An

W8, did he seriously just threaten Cra8 up there.

i'm going to shoot him with my gun.

If the police come for you, tell them I did it. Tell them it was me and that I was screaming something a8out him deserving it and how I will use my Jesus powers to resurrect him so that you-slash-I can shoot him again.

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