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[After going through the network a bit Maggie is well. A touch unsettled. More than a touch, really. This is voice only since she isn't about to go showing her face off to anyone. She's booted up a voice modifier on her laptop for extra caution--though that may make it a touch difficult to differentiate between the two people speaking.]

So. This isn't the first time my friend and I have come across this thing. Personally speaking I was a little freaked out about it.

[ Kavi is not much better off. he has no issue with the extra precautions taken. they do not know what this is really all about. no reason to take further risks by revealing their identities so quickly. ]

Not to mention that everything that we've read so far is... It's a little hard to believe it's not some elaborate prank or hoax.

Given how this [What to even refer to it as] network? Is accessed, and some of the things we have read we've been able to figure out that it isn't so. So I guess what we're seeking are answers, if anyone is willing to share them.

Answers and maybe assurance that we are not losing our minds. [ chuckle. this is nerve wracking! ]

Yea that. That would be nice. [Her laugh is more just a unsure huff.]

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Which flavour? Chucklefuck? Dum8fuck? Complete fuck? Fuck-up? Regular type?

every flavor.
a terrible conglomeration of flavors that would make every cook on the cooking channel weep in horror at the mere thought.
he is so many forms of fuck, the basic human mind can't comprehend the magic and the mystery of his fuckery.
his fuck is limitless and infinite; it's a frozen star.
the more and more you observe of it, the slower perceived time moves for you.
millions of people will watch as your movements slow exponentially until a graph is destroyed and a geometry teacher is murdered and your movements stop.
he is the ultimate fuck.

Idk he seems like too much of a weenie to 8e THAT im8ued with fuckery?
Like he seems more LAME than outright o8jectiona8le. An

W8, did he seriously just threaten Cra8 up there.

i'm going to shoot him with my gun.

If the police come for you, tell them I did it. Tell them it was me and that I was screaming something a8out him deserving it and how I will use my Jesus powers to resurrect him so that you-slash-I can shoot him again.