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[bibliofilo]

[After going through the network a bit Maggie is well. A touch unsettled. More than a touch, really. This is voice only since she isn't about to go showing her face off to anyone. She's booted up a voice modifier on her laptop for extra caution--though that may make it a touch difficult to differentiate between the two people speaking.]

So. This isn't the first time my friend and I have come across this thing. Personally speaking I was a little freaked out about it.

[ Kavi is not much better off. he has no issue with the extra precautions taken. they do not know what this is really all about. no reason to take further risks by revealing their identities so quickly. ]

Not to mention that everything that we've read so far is... It's a little hard to believe it's not some elaborate prank or hoax.

Given how this [What to even refer to it as] network? Is accessed, and some of the things we have read we've been able to figure out that it isn't so. So I guess what we're seeking are answers, if anyone is willing to share them.

Answers and maybe assurance that we are not losing our minds. [ chuckle. this is nerve wracking! ]

Yea that. That would be nice. [Her laugh is more just a unsure huff.]

Comments

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[drama8om8]

Wow, way to 8e a super weenie 8uzzkill.
What kind of teenagers do you know that WOULD get involved in terrorist activities? NO8ODY IS WHO.
Unless you like. DO know people like that. In which I stand corrected, 8ut you are still kind of a huge 8uzzkill weenie.

Congrats on recognising that the news was total 8ullshit, though! You are catching up already. I am so incredi8ly proud of you! >:::;D

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[verbalization]

...Clearly you have never ventured into Gary, Indiana.

[ Gary and Calumet are scary shit, man. DO NOT EVER GO THERE ALONE. EVERRRRR. ]

And frankly it's my job to be a buzzkill.

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[drama8om8]

Jo8, schmo8! You 8n't at work here, 8ro. Relaaaaaaaax! And quit with the 8uzzkilling and the fussing and the meddling.
My 8uzz is unkilla8le. It is immortal and perfect and pure!
And I don't actually think you can 8e a professional 8uzzkill anyway. I am pretty sure that is a8solutely not a thing.

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[verbalization]

[ Kavi is taking a moment to 1) bicker with his nephew and 2) read over Maggie's shoulder. ]

Is what you told my friend about the breakout true?

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[drama8om8]

Um, duh! Of course it is true. All of it. I don't know what you've heard, 8ut I 8n't a liar! A8out important shit, anyway.
Which 8it in particular were you wondering a8out? I can give more deets! Lots of deets. All the deets!

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[verbalization]

How did you manage no casualties?

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[drama8om8]

A guy I know can turn people all see-through and shit. So he got us out like that while some friends ran distraction duty outside! It was INCREDI8LY efficient. Like all of my plans!

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[verbalization]

See-through?

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[drama8om8]

Invisi8le! And also intangi8le. It's pre

 

 

W8 why are you so fucking interested.
What's with the prying and the poking a8out the 8r8kout in particular?
Are you gathering inform8tion? Are you a SPY?
Are you going to fucking sell us out? 8re you g8ing to t8ke everyth8ng I j8st s8id and t8ll that Detect8ve Sherm8n guy how we g8ve him the slip????????
8ecause just FYI if you even TH8NK of d8ing th8t I will g8 FULL TERROR8ST on your hideous ass!!!!!!!! I WILL F8CK YOU UP 8UDDY DON'T Y8U FUCKING T8ST ME.

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[verbalization]

I'm asking about the breakout since my friend is asking you other details.

I hardly know enough of what is going on to be labeled a spy so soon.

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[drama8om8]

8h m8 g8d that is the a8solute shiftiest thing I ever he8rd. Super shifty. Shifty and suspicious and 8H MY G8D YOU ARE T8TALLY 8OTH SPIES.
SPY!
TWO SPIES!!!!!!!!
Now you fucked up. NOW YOU F8CKED UP. Y8U HAVE FUCKED UP NOW.
If you t8rn us in Sherm8n w8ll kill you too you kn8w he's a fucking murdering piece of sh8t liar 8nd you will nev8r 8e safe TURN 8ACK THERE IS STILL TIME

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[verbalization]

Being a wee bit dramatic, aren't you?

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[drama8om8]

8H M8 GOD YOU EVEN KN8W A8OUT MY AFFINITY F8R THE DRAMATIC ARTS OH G8D OH M8N SPY SPY FUCKING SPY HOW L8NG HAVE YOU 8EEN WATCHING ME SPY SPY SPY SPY SPY SPY SPY SPYYYYYYYY8DFISDFlSDfi8

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[verbalization]

You are definitely spending way too much time with Karson.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

8ecause Karson is my legit past-life-may8e-this-life 8rother, who the fuck are you.
The fuck is you?
Who is you fuck.
Fuck is you who.

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[verbalization]

His "this life" uncle, perhaps?

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[drama8om8]

On which side?
Are we may8e-rel8ted?
Do you keep up with Mr. Valenti's 8oinking ha8its?
Do you happen to know for sure if he made 8a8ies with Tara Serket or if he is just in the ha8it of yelling at ALL random pictures of ladies that people show him???????? ::::Ia

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[verbalization]

I try to avoid that man as much as physically possible, thank you. Thankfully, I am not related to him.

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[drama8om8]

Wow, dude, calm your h8te8oner. Is this a rival yaois thing?

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[enrages]

DON'T TALK DOWN ABOUT MY DAD.

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[enrages]

he's a fuck, that's who.

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[verbalization]

Have you ever witnessed what happens when you insert some Tylenol into a hotdog and then feed it to a Scottie?

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[enrages]

i have a gun. i will shoot you.

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[drama8om8]

Which flavour? Chucklefuck? Dum8fuck? Complete fuck? Fuck-up? Regular type?

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[enrages]

every flavor.
a terrible conglomeration of flavors that would make every cook on the cooking channel weep in horror at the mere thought.
he is so many forms of fuck, the basic human mind can't comprehend the magic and the mystery of his fuckery.
his fuck is limitless and infinite; it's a frozen star.
the more and more you observe of it, the slower perceived time moves for you.
millions of people will watch as your movements slow exponentially until a graph is destroyed and a geometry teacher is murdered and your movements stop.
he is the ultimate fuck.