five; text

[enrages]

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

Comments

[drama8om8]

8'm g8ing t8 l8t y8u t8uch my 8ra.

[enrages]

NO.

[drama8om8]

Y8u c8n't st8p this. You'd h8ve to cover my 8ra yourself and I kn8w for a FACT that you w8uld rather die.

8)

8)

[enrages]

i'll wear gloves.

[drama8om8]

You'd still be touching! And Alan would get ragey and punch your face off and then we'd make out over your corpse.

[enrages]

he promised he won't kill me.
i'm safe.
i'll get one of those giant foam hands to go over the glove too for added protection.

[drama8om8]

Karson. You don't understand.
He's already on his way here.
YOU LOSE. <33333333

[enrages]

how can he beat me there
when i am already here.

[drama8om8]

W
Wh8t

[enrages]

open the door, my dog is getting hot out here.

[drama8om8]

You're. N8t really there, right.
I mean you're messing with me.

 

Right.

[enrages]

open the fucking door.

[drama8om8]

If I open my door and you 8n't there I am going to 8e SO PISSED OFF.

I mean I will 8e pissed if you ARE there 8ut whatever.

[ OPENS... DOOR........ ]

[enrages]

[ He is there. He just starts handing Octavia things: his dog, a box of condoms, pamphlets on STDs, Herpies, and all sorts of horrible things. ]

It's time we have the talk.

[drama8om8]

[ N
No

Her hands are too full of doge and birth control to shut the door in his face ]


No. OH MY GOD I COULD NOT WANT ANYTHING LESS GET OUT OF HERE LEAVE THIS PLACE.

[enrages]

[ SHOVING HIS WAY IN ]

Not until my dog gets some water!

[drama8om8]

Why would you even bring Crab. He's too young and innocent to hear this shit!

[ Dumping the condoms and pamphlets in favour of doge-fussage. Who's a cuteums, Cwab. Who is. ]

[enrages]

Sexuality shouldn't be something you're ashamed of! It just needs to be approached in a logical, intellectual way! That's the only way to avoid teen pregnancy. Even Crab needs to hear this, in case he runs into some lady dog friends.

[drama8om8]

I'm not ashamed! You're shaming me. Alan is only going to touch my bra I can't get pregnant from that what is wrong with you.

[ Gonna pour out a bowl of water for Crab. And put ice cubes in it. Because Crab. ]

1/???

[wirsinddiejager]

[wirsinddiejager]

[wirsinddiejager]

[wirsinddiejager]

DONE ALREADY BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO BED

[wirsinddiejager]

IM COMING OVER RIGHT NOW.

[drama8om8]

I'll 8e w8ting. <33333333