enrages: (we must travel to the moon)
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-08 01:47 am

five; text

hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^



as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?


EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.
drama8om8: (when we walk into the set)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Super great!

[ Wow, what kind of buttass would ruin this perfect moment with teasing? ]

Now get naked and get in the bushes, you're going to make me teen pregnant so we can really piss Karson off.

[ Oh right yes Tavia would ]
wirsinddiejager: *starts yelling about titans* (*brain shuts down*)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-10 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[And with that Alan loses all manliness and becomes a blushy sputtery mess.]

That's not funny!
drama8om8: (oh no that looks like a weird dick)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, sorry. You want a practice run before the pregnancy? So thorough!

[ > BUTTASSOMETER: EXPLODE. ]
wirsinddiejager: (kill titans or gtfo)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-10 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
DSKJLLDSGL OCTAVIA STOP.

[FACE. IN. HANDS. Yeah he's practically steaming from embarrassment right now.]
drama8om8: (they have ridiculous turtle sex)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god so cute. I'm just picking on you, you dork! What happened to maturity?

[ TEASE TEASE POKE POKE

It's a lot easier to be glib about this shit when she's making someone else blush, fuck yes
]
wirsinddiejager: (how can things get any worse than this)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-10 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
R-right. I can be mature. I can take a bit of teasing, no problem.

[He's still blushing, though.]
drama8om8: (oh no that looks like a weird dick)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfffrrffhasnrk. Noted! So very noted.

[ WIGGLING INTENSIFIES ]
wirsinddiejager: (my mother is dead you bitch)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-09-10 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[WE ARE TOTALLY COMING BACK]

...Wow. He's actually trying to keep you locked out of your own house.
drama8om8: (More like the)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-10 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no. Oh no no no no no no no no. LET US IN, YOU FUCK!

[ BANG BANG BANG. ]

KARSON. MY MOM IS OUT ON A DATE AND I SWEAR TO FUCK IF YOU ARE HERE WHEN SHE COMES BACK YOU WILL REGRET IT.

BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO TALK TO HER.

[ BANG BANG BANGITY BANG ]