video; via smartphone

[drama8om8]

Hah! Hah! Fuck all of you assholes with your stupid dumb fancypants power shit. Fuck you! Because I have a real superpower now. The best and most useful and cool and impressive one and you are all going to feel sorry for ever thinking my abilities were lame!

[ With a triumphant nyaaahh, Octavia sticks her tongue out at her phone and then turns it towards the TV. It's tuned in to one of those 24-hour live shopping channel broadcasts - a female presenter is currently hawking overpriced fake jewellery to the viewers. ]

"...And this beautiful piece can be yours for only three hundred dollars! But even if you wear this overpriced piece of shit, you won't be as hot as Octavia."

[ While uttering her slightly-suspect words, the presenter has an unsettlingly slack look to her limbs and a completely vacant expression. It's creepy as hell. After she's done speaking she claps her hands over her mouth in surprise, and Octavia turns the phone back towards her own grinning face. ]

Haha! See? I toooooooold youuuuuuuu! I can make anybody do anything I want any time I want to and it is going to be amazing.

[ She may be exaggerating just a teensy bit. (Permissions post is here!) ]

Comments

[drama8om8]

I do so have mind control powers! What is it with all you lousy dmb skeptics and your disbelievey bullshit? God!

[ pout pout ALL LINDAS FILL IN THE PERMISSIONS POST pout sulk pout ]

[enrages]

[ no ]

No, seriously. Like, okay, I'll buy that you could control coin flips. That's dumb and suitably you-esque. Mind control, though?

...Honestly, I don't want to live in a world where you have mind control powers.

[drama8om8]

[ POUTING INTENSIFIES ]

Go tell Alan he's a super hottie and you love him and you want to get married and have all the babies.

[enrages]

What did you do.

[drama8om8]

I made you buy it! You're welcome. Our friendship is no longer tainted by the possibility of me telling you untruths or falsehoods or lies.

[enrages]

DID YOU PAY ME IN THE FUTURE TO SAY THAT IN THE PAST. DO YOU HAVE TIME CONTROL POWERS.

[drama8om8]

ARE YOU IMPLYING THERE IS ANY SUM OF MONEY THAT WOULD HAVE MADE YOU SAY THAT WILLINGLY.

[enrages]

PROBABLY!? I MEAN, I KNOW I'LL DO A LOT OF STUPID SHIT FOR MONEY. SO, YEAH. MY GUESS IS YEAH.

[drama8om8]

I. Oh.

 

 

 

Would you kiss Alan for money? Like a sum of money I could feasibly provide?

[enrages]

You'd have to cover my medical charges too.

[drama8om8]

Oh my god you just said there are circumstances under which you'd kiss Alan and I didn't even have to control you into it.

 

 

I am going to write so much fanfic, Karson.

[enrages]

...Don't write fanfic.

[drama8om8]

I am going to write fanfic and make fan OSTs for the fanfic and draw fanart for the fanfic.

[enrages]

I'm going to downrate the shit out of all of it.

[drama8om8]

Then you'd have to open it. You'd be giving me hits. Hits on stories in which you hit Alan. Sexually.

[enrages]

.............There's no way to win here, is there.

[iustitia]

pssst

hey psssst

you know I take fanart requests right

[ >:]
> :]
>:]
> :] ]

[enrages]

Don't. Do. It. Please, dear god. I'm begging you. I am on my hands and knees here, pleading for my life.

[iustitia]

Karson, you make money delivering pizzas and pimping your dog out to people easily taken in by his adorable furry face. I make money drawing things for strangers on the internet, up to and including art of a decidedly more romantic bent.

I would be gross negligence of my duty as an artist if I did not offer my services in this matter!

[drama8om8]

Draw it.

Fucking draw it. I demand the sloppiest of makeouts and possibly blingee.

[wirsinddiejager]

I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW THIS.

[enrages]

LOOK, I AM A LITTLE DESPERATE FOR MONEY AT THE MOMENT, OKAY? IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, THE DOLLAR AMOUNT IS IN THE THOUSANDS.

[wirsinddiejager]

IT DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER.

[enrages]

IT SHOULD. SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK FOR THEIR MONEY, OKAY?

[wirsinddiejager]

DO YOU REALISE WHAT KIND OF WORK KISSING PEOPLE FOR MONEY IS?!