drama8om8: (Life is a 8ox of chocol8tes)
Octavia Serket-Hunter || Vriska Serket ([personal profile] drama8om8) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-08-02 06:09 pm

video; via smartphone

Hah! Hah! Fuck all of you assholes with your stupid dumb fancypants power shit. Fuck you! Because I have a real superpower now. The best and most useful and cool and impressive one and you are all going to feel sorry for ever thinking my abilities were lame!

[ With a triumphant nyaaahh, Octavia sticks her tongue out at her phone and then turns it towards the TV. It's tuned in to one of those 24-hour live shopping channel broadcasts - a female presenter is currently hawking overpriced fake jewellery to the viewers. ]

"...And this beautiful piece can be yours for only three hundred dollars! But even if you wear this overpriced piece of shit, you won't be as hot as Octavia."

[ While uttering her slightly-suspect words, the presenter has an unsettlingly slack look to her limbs and a completely vacant expression. It's creepy as hell. After she's done speaking she claps her hands over her mouth in surprise, and Octavia turns the phone back towards her own grinning face. ]

Haha! See? I toooooooold youuuuuuuu! I can make anybody do anything I want any time I want to and it is going to be amazing.

[ She may be exaggerating just a teensy bit. (Permissions post is here!) ]
wirsinddiejager: (you guys are creepy as shit im 15)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-02 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)







What.
wirsinddiejager: (BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH MAN)

also video;

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-02 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ALAN DOES NOT PEE HIS PANTS. But dear god this is still horrifying.]

You can't actually have mind control powers. That's not a thing that can be real.
enrages: (i have 99 problems)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
















What.
enrages: (have you seen the movie antichrist?)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That was so illegal.
enrages: (my face is too holy for your bullets)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, shut up. You don't have mind control-powers. I was saying it was illegal to pay that chick ridiculous quantities of money to get her to say shit on live television.
wirsinddiejager: (my life sucks big time)

video;

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-02 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I.

[There is nowhere to run.]








No.
enrages: (we must travel to the moon)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ no ]

No, seriously. Like, okay, I'll buy that you could control coin flips. That's dumb and suitably you-esque. Mind control, though?

...Honestly, I don't want to live in a world where you have mind control powers.
enrages: (no dessert for you)

video;

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
YOUR BUTT ISN'T HOT.
wirsinddiejager: AND SAY (YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF)

video;

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-02 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe you, okay.

[But not enough to say the rest of that because wow no.]

It's about as crazy as everything else that's been happening.
wirsinddiejager: (HUMAAAANIIIIITTTTYYYYYYYY)

video;

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-02 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...Come on, we're friends, right? It'd be weird for me to talk about your butt.
enrages: (walrus today we become assassins)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Here, have the most horrifyingly vacant Karson expression possible. ]

Hey... title or descriptionYou're a super hottie and I love you and I want to get married and have all the babies.title or description

I don't know who will be having the babies, but babies.
enrages: (werewolf bar mitzvah)

video;

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
YOUR BUTT IS ILLEGAL.
enrages: (i have 99 problems)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What did you do.
wirsinddiejager: (*accidentally almost kills sister*)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-02 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[THIS IS THE CREEPIEST THING WHY]

Oh my god.

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