drama8om8: (Life is a 8ox of chocol8tes)
Octavia Serket-Hunter || Vriska Serket ([personal profile] drama8om8) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-08-02 06:09 pm

video; via smartphone

Hah! Hah! Fuck all of you assholes with your stupid dumb fancypants power shit. Fuck you! Because I have a real superpower now. The best and most useful and cool and impressive one and you are all going to feel sorry for ever thinking my abilities were lame!

[ With a triumphant nyaaahh, Octavia sticks her tongue out at her phone and then turns it towards the TV. It's tuned in to one of those 24-hour live shopping channel broadcasts - a female presenter is currently hawking overpriced fake jewellery to the viewers. ]

"...And this beautiful piece can be yours for only three hundred dollars! But even if you wear this overpriced piece of shit, you won't be as hot as Octavia."

[ While uttering her slightly-suspect words, the presenter has an unsettlingly slack look to her limbs and a completely vacant expression. It's creepy as hell. After she's done speaking she claps her hands over her mouth in surprise, and Octavia turns the phone back towards her own grinning face. ]

Haha! See? I toooooooold youuuuuuuu! I can make anybody do anything I want any time I want to and it is going to be amazing.

[ She may be exaggerating just a teensy bit. (Permissions post is here!) ]
enrages: (more shameful than death is your SASS)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-04 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
You can never be too obvious, Alan. This is the most important thing you could ever learn from me.
wirsinddiejager: AND SAY (YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF)

[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2013-08-04 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, so I'm starting to see. I'll try to be more obvious in the future, then.