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Octavia Serket-Hunter || Vriska Serket ([personal profile] drama8om8) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-08-02 06:09 pm

video; via smartphone

Hah! Hah! Fuck all of you assholes with your stupid dumb fancypants power shit. Fuck you! Because I have a real superpower now. The best and most useful and cool and impressive one and you are all going to feel sorry for ever thinking my abilities were lame!

[ With a triumphant nyaaahh, Octavia sticks her tongue out at her phone and then turns it towards the TV. It's tuned in to one of those 24-hour live shopping channel broadcasts - a female presenter is currently hawking overpriced fake jewellery to the viewers. ]

"...And this beautiful piece can be yours for only three hundred dollars! But even if you wear this overpriced piece of shit, you won't be as hot as Octavia."

[ While uttering her slightly-suspect words, the presenter has an unsettlingly slack look to her limbs and a completely vacant expression. It's creepy as hell. After she's done speaking she claps her hands over her mouth in surprise, and Octavia turns the phone back towards her own grinning face. ]

Haha! See? I toooooooold youuuuuuuu! I can make anybody do anything I want any time I want to and it is going to be amazing.

[ She may be exaggerating just a teensy bit. (Permissions post is here!) ]
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't. Do. It. Please, dear god. I'm begging you. I am on my hands and knees here, pleading for my life.
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[personal profile] iustitia 2013-08-02 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Karson, you make money delivering pizzas and pimping your dog out to people easily taken in by his adorable furry face. I make money drawing things for strangers on the internet, up to and including art of a decidedly more romantic bent.

I would be gross negligence of my duty as an artist if I did not offer my services in this matter!
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[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-02 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I... I'll. I'll give you my money. All my money. Everything I have and don't have to keep you from drawing fanart for her.
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[personal profile] iustitia 2013-08-04 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
How in the world can you offer money that you don't have? That doesn't make any sense!
enrages: (we must travel to the moon)

[personal profile] enrages 2013-08-04 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's like paying college debts. But instead of gaining anything meaningful, I just try to mitigate the misery of my life.