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[iustitia]

Hello, everyone! My name is Tiresias, but those who really know me can call me Akrana Drakozar.

Since I was young, I was always plagued by the feeling that there was always something missing from my life. I kept getting weird flashes of memory and the odd sensation of phantom limbs. It was like I wasn't just me, but rather someone else -- perhaps even in a past life!

It took a few years of soul-searching, I awakened to the knowledge that I bear the soul of a *~*crystal rainbow dragon*~*, but I can shift into a variety of forms, such as a celestial xerfilstyx, a winged foxtiger, a clockwork vampiric hydra, and a flumph.

It seems Akrana Drakozar was the first Incandescent Dragon Lord of the Bringer-of-Ashes tribe of dragons. He gave the gifts of knowledge and learning to the Blessed Platinum Empire of Quxuxex. He was the sole bearer of the Silverclaw Ruby Emeralds, which allowed him to walk the planes in whatever guise he chose. I'm sure there's more out there, but I have not yet been able to tap into the memories of my draconic soul, and of course Earth human literature is going to be of no help in my research.

It's so good to find out that I'm not the only person who feels like this! It's nice to find a place where I can truly be myself. ;]

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[enrages]

oh sweet jesus why

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[iustitia]

This is a question that I've often asked myself, too! Why would a poor, sweet, innocent child inherit the soul of one of the most magnificent dracosoul to have ever been created by the Holy Crystal Dragon Mother herself? What could I possibly do with the legacy of the First Protector of the Allsoul Graveyard? Surely he could have chosen a much more appropriate vessel!

I can only reach one conclusion.

I have been put here to fulfill some sort of destiny.

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[reapsthewind]

unsure if troll or serious


unsure if drunk enough for this



karson don't drink tis' abad for you


wow

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[thorny]

Yes, but can you also shift into a corpse?

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[iustitia]

I think the answer should be painfully obvious!

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[15minuteslate]

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can't tell if trolling or actually an insane otherkin

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[iustitia]

I will give you a hint: it is definitely one of those two things.

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[gogoghostpowers]

Are you that horse I talked to a few days ago?

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[iustitia]

I have never had the pleasure of introducing myself to anyone on this forum before this post, and unfortunately I cannot claim any kind of equine creature to my veritable zoo of forms. I would love to add their grace and speed to my repertoire, but one person can't have everything.

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[italktofish]

WHAT'S A XERFILSTYX

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[iustitia]

A XERFILSTYX IS A DENIZEN OF THE RIVER STYX, SOMETHING LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A HORNED HUMAN AND A SLUG WITH WINGS AND A SUCKER TAIL

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[ursoreckless]

Really? [the bleached blond in the feed is smiling. he is also dressed up like he had gotten attacked by a group of make-over fairies that decided feudal Japan needed some more glitter.

and leather.

and hot pink hair extensions.]

I always thought I was Lord Sparkly Pants of the Sparkles.

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[iustitia]

[dat fashion sense :O]

Well, it is very nice to meet you! Could it be that you hail from the Sparklerealm of the Sparklfairies, or am I thinking of another Lord Sparkly Pants?

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[betterlogoutand]

If this is real, I don't want to save this planet anymore.

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[iustitia]

Surely one crystal rainbow dragon girl isn't enough to change your entire outlook on life? It takes all types!

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[hopediesalone]

the deviantart invasion has begun.

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[iustitia]

There will be no survivors.

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[birdinthehand]

What?

Seriously, what?

What???

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[iustitia]

You're going to have to be a little more specific than that. I don't know which part you'd like me to clarify!

[counterclock]

so jw but
how, exactly
does one pronounce 'xerfilstyx'

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[iustitia]

One does not simply pronounce "xerfilstyx."

It is a cacophonous noise that can only be produced by the throats of damned souls screaming their excruciating pain of their everlasting helltorment to an uncaring world. It is a sound of people being pushed to their limits and beyond an eternity, never able to die, never finding a respite to their agony, forever forced to endure lifetimes upon lifetimes of torture.

(For the record, it's "zer-fill-sticks.")

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[selfabsorbed]

Oh, wow! I didn't know that dragons were real.

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[iustitia]

They most certainly are! And they are the most noble and beautiful and wonderful and totally awesome creatures one could ever hope to be.

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[drama8om8]

No.

No if Karson was right about the soulbonding thing then I don't want this any more. I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS GO HOMET O TU8MBLR LEAVE THUIS PLACE

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[iustitia]

Ah, but does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker? It doesn't matter what we want, or what we ask for. This is a road some of us are called to follow, and it will not take no for an answer.

Search yourself. Look within. Can you honestly say you have never heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon and never felt a stirring within your soul? Have you never looked out across the bountiful expanses of nature and felt the voice of the mountains?

Have you never painted with all the colors of the wind?

[somesayinfire]

Clockwork hydras sound pretty cool, but the MMORPG forums are down that way, Akrana.

[iustitia]

Thank you for the tip that was motivated purely by benevolence! However, I like it here. I think I'm going to stay.

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[moarnomsplz]

Thats a lot of genre mixing.

What happens to your clockwork parts when you shapeshift away from the hydra?

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[iustitia]

They just fade away into the astral plane, of course. No muss, no fuss!

[coulrage]

the fuck in a flumph
sounds fluffy

[iustitia]

Fluffy and betentacled and basically as awesome as can be!