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Hello, everyone! My name is Tiresias, but those who really know me can call me Akrana Drakozar.

Since I was young, I was always plagued by the feeling that there was always something missing from my life. I kept getting weird flashes of memory and the odd sensation of phantom limbs. It was like I wasn't just me, but rather someone else -- perhaps even in a past life!

It took a few years of soul-searching, I awakened to the knowledge that I bear the soul of a *~*crystal rainbow dragon*~*, but I can shift into a variety of forms, such as a celestial xerfilstyx, a winged foxtiger, a clockwork vampiric hydra, and a flumph.

It seems Akrana Drakozar was the first Incandescent Dragon Lord of the Bringer-of-Ashes tribe of dragons. He gave the gifts of knowledge and learning to the Blessed Platinum Empire of Quxuxex. He was the sole bearer of the Silverclaw Ruby Emeralds, which allowed him to walk the planes in whatever guise he chose. I'm sure there's more out there, but I have not yet been able to tap into the memories of my draconic soul, and of course Earth human literature is going to be of no help in my research.

It's so good to find out that I'm not the only person who feels like this! It's nice to find a place where I can truly be myself. ;]

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Well, what do you know! Another dragonkin! I was beginning to lose hope that I would meet another like myself.

Here, I have composed an *~*artist's rendition*~* of what our Super Secret Dragon Club (Non-Dragons Butt Out!) (or SSDC[NDBO] for short!) medal will look like:

It is still in the planning stages since getting a simply ostentatious amount of money to pay for the gold is beyond my reach right now, but you should have some idea of what the final product will look like. Check out those wings on the medal. Simply amazing! Everyone will be in awe of our bling.

ok but like i really think the fire should be coming from the medallion
that's just my artistic input
i'm sure we could spring for some pyrotechnics
what the fuck are dragonkin without fire powers i ask you??? fucking NOTHING that's what
also do the horny pope hats come with the package bcuz that's hella sweet jussayin

Um excuse me but that's kind of erasing the identities all dragons that don't have fire powers?? Ice and wind and plutonium dragons are a thing too, you know!

But yes, pyrotechnics are definitely in the planning stages, as are awesome dragon-horned pope hats. We are motherfucking dragons, and we will be as beauteously adorned as our glorious dracosouls demand.

sorry but it is my informed opinion that none of those dragons are anywhere near as cool as traditional firebreathing dragons
i guess that makes me a dragon racist
i'm sorry i didn't want you to fight out this way
(also, plutonium?)
but yeah i'm totally down with the sick bling

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