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Hello, everyone! My name is Tiresias, but those who really know me can call me Akrana Drakozar.

Since I was young, I was always plagued by the feeling that there was always something missing from my life. I kept getting weird flashes of memory and the odd sensation of phantom limbs. It was like I wasn't just me, but rather someone else -- perhaps even in a past life!

It took a few years of soul-searching, I awakened to the knowledge that I bear the soul of a *~*crystal rainbow dragon*~*, but I can shift into a variety of forms, such as a celestial xerfilstyx, a winged foxtiger, a clockwork vampiric hydra, and a flumph.

It seems Akrana Drakozar was the first Incandescent Dragon Lord of the Bringer-of-Ashes tribe of dragons. He gave the gifts of knowledge and learning to the Blessed Platinum Empire of Quxuxex. He was the sole bearer of the Silverclaw Ruby Emeralds, which allowed him to walk the planes in whatever guise he chose. I'm sure there's more out there, but I have not yet been able to tap into the memories of my draconic soul, and of course Earth human literature is going to be of no help in my research.

It's so good to find out that I'm not the only person who feels like this! It's nice to find a place where I can truly be myself. ;]

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oh sweet jesus why

This is a question that I've often asked myself, too! Why would a poor, sweet, innocent child inherit the soul of one of the most magnificent dracosoul to have ever been created by the Holy Crystal Dragon Mother herself? What could I possibly do with the legacy of the First Protector of the Allsoul Graveyard? Surely he could have chosen a much more appropriate vessel!

I can only reach one conclusion.

I have been put here to fulfill some sort of destiny.

Yes, but can you also shift into a corpse?

...

can't tell if trolling or actually an insane otherkin

I think the answer should be painfully obvious!

If that's the case then I wouldn't delay in attempting to unlock it - it's quite obvious that it's destined to be your most useful form.

I wouldn't say it's the most useful form, but the vampire hydra form does hold a very special place in my mighty draconic heart. You would simply not believe how graceful it is!

I will give you a hint: it is definitely one of those two things.

I wouldn't, considering I'm not typing this reply to you from an assisted living mental ward. Actually, I'm a bit surprised that you'd waste your rationed time puttering about here - I've heard that the especially dangerous charges are only allowed half an hour a week, if that.

oh god what if we're all otherkin

does this make us otherkin?

Edited 2013-07-16 02:29 (UTC)

Are you that horse I talked to a few days ago?

unsure if troll or serious

unsure if drunk enough for this

karson don't drink tis' abad for you

wow

IM NOT A ROBOT OTHERKIN

IM A TRANSHUMANIST</em

Edited 2013-07-16 02:51 (UTC)

WHAT'S A XERFILSTYX

I've been especially well-behaved ever since I learned my lesson about biting, so the orderlies are inclined to be a little more lenient with me. Positive reinforcement can be a powerful thing!

Besides, it's not a waste if it's something you enjoy doing. I'm sure everyone has better things to do than mess around on the internet, but here we all are anyway!

Really? [the bleached blond in the feed is smiling. he is also dressed up like he had gotten attacked by a group of make-over fairies that decided feudal Japan needed some more glitter.

and leather.

and hot pink hair extensions.]

I always thought I was Lord Sparkly Pants of the Sparkles.

I don't know! That's something you need to discover for yourself. Not everyone identifies that way, and that's perfectly fine. ;]

If this is real, I don't want to save this planet anymore.

I have never had the pleasure of introducing myself to anyone on this forum before this post, and unfortunately I cannot claim any kind of equine creature to my veritable zoo of forms. I would love to add their grace and speed to my repertoire, but one person can't have everything.

whoa calm down

what's a transhumanist

I identify as a guy who can sort of fly a little

does that count

You must not have met many of the denizens lurking about this board; it's proven fact that at least 70% of them have no other light in their life beyond skulking about here.

In fact, you'd fit in quite well. You carry that same air of evolutionary mistake.

the deviantart invasion has begun.

that destiny is obviously being twelve shades of batshit INSANE.
you are the champion of crazyass motherfuckers, and as you ascend to your multisworded, completely unpractical throne, you will look down on all those below you with delight in your eyes, for you will know
you will fucking know
deep down inside
that all this shit you just vomited onto our network is a goddamn blight, and it's a crime against humanity to make me read it.

either that or your destiny is to make up some dumbshit game that competes with D&D, and through sheer batshit insane, puts the entire D&D nerd empire out of business so you may reign as the economically supreme nerd.
the uber nerd, if you will.

it's one of those two destinies.
i'll give you a hint as to which one's more accurate.
(it's the one where you're just a crazy 40 year old in his mother's basement slobbering fantasy scenarios onto an unwitting and completely innocent network)

There will be no survivors.

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